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    Despite Mal's best arguments, walking around in the rain is not an adequate substitute for a good bath.

    (Write the platonic bathing fic you want to see in the world, that's what I always say.)

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    A very serious multi-era fic about the Master's beards.

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    As a supervillain supercriminal contract worker with a morality deficit, Clint Barton leads a glamorous life. You know, stolen cars, dangerous women, a really confusing relationship with a meddling do-gooder, the works. It's pretty awesome. Except for, uh, medical bills, the mob, and being on the run all the time. That part isn't all that awesome.

    (A supervillain AU where Clint shoots arrows at people and gets beat up a lot. So, not really that much of an AU.)

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    The night sky is dark, an empty void except for the pinpricks of dancing starlight.

    “Are stars supposed to dance?” asks Carlos. “I thought that was a, uh, metaphor.”

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    "You're not doing the knot right," says Holmes. Gregson closes his eyes and prays for strength.

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    Being an incomplete list of the documents found in the 'Complaints and Comments' office of The Ankh-Morpork Times, after the disappearance of Mr. Timothy Bauer.

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    They first met at the Blue Cat Club.

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    Harry Flashman and Theodore Roosevelt and a bunch of dead animals.

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    Shannon and Sarah go Christmas shopping.

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    Rosa and Amy do shots and make out.

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    Leslie meets Night Vale's newest nurse.

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    Mutant Town is a neighborhood like any other.

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    Sawada Shin's proposal is not very well timed.

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    Kelly Shiring's night, from dusk to dawn.

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    1. Having to wear name tags to remember who's who.

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    A meeting of the University of Leicester excavation team.

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    Marcus gets along really well with Holmes' friends.

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    Braxiatel directs amateur community theatre in the small village of Gallifrey. Romana is the Council Leader in Gallifrey, and uses theatre as a political distraction. Eventually they hold hands.

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    Carlos is really terrible at taking care of himself. Fortunately, Cecil is happy to do it for him.

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    This isn't a retraining session.

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