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    Steve and Bucky meet in the ER, and then keep meeting in the ER because they are both knuckleheads who keep getting beaten up by other people.

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    Steve has all the patience and hope in the world. Everything will be okay.

    Bucky googles the etiquette of how to sleep with your boyfriend's boyfriend. Google knows nothing.

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  3. Summary

    A love story in two parts.
    Remus Lupin is a journalist that eyes an opportunity for a scoop and a promotion when he discovers that world renowned rock star Sirius Black is in the closet. He initiates a relationship with him and gathers data– but will soon realise that staying out of love is quite hard...
    3 years and a half years later, Sirius’ brother has come up with an amazing idea to promote his own career and talks him into doing a dating show on TV. James gets an amazing idea and signs Remus up for the very thing. Remus and Sirius meet again with a lot of unresolved bitterness and anger between them for the whole world to see.

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  1. Rec 28

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    "No, we are not having sex in the gift shop of the Grand Canyon Visitors' Center."

    "I was aimin' for the supply closet in the back, actually."

    Happily ever after, eventually.

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    17 Nov 2014

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    super sweet and fluffy and i love it

  2. Rec 27

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    Harry and Draco are brought together for a seemingly dull security mission. Things however, are not as they seem.

    Career Choices: Harry: Bodyguard; Draco: Bodyguard

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    16 Oct 2014

  3. Rec 28

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    It must be a vision brought on by eating cheese sarnies too close to bedtime, Harry thinks. There's no way that Draco Malfoy can really be standing on his doorstep, calling himself a Toilet Supremo, and expecting Harry to buy not only this unlikeliest of scenarios, but also a new loo.

    But no: Harry's eyes do not deceive him. Malfoy, Lord of Toilets, is really there. Which begs a very important question: what the hell is he up to, and what evil scheme is he about to unleash? Because there must be an evil scheme . . . mustn't there?

    Career Choices: Harry: gentleman of leisure; Draco: toilet salesman.

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    12 Oct 2014

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    "It could be alien technology," Natasha offered, folding her arms over her chest. "Something he stumbled on. They're still finding things from the Chitauri so it's not impossible. But the simplest answer is the most likely."

    "How is magic the simplest answer?" Stark asked.

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    In which Steve is Sleeping Beauty and true love's kiss doesn't have to be requited. Or does it?

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    12 Oct 2014

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    "I was just thinking, you look like you give great fellatio," Q explains, because it isn't like he was staring to be weird or anything, only then Bond fumbles the glass he's holding and nearly spills brandy down his front.

    (The one where Q plays piano at the hotel where Bond bartends, and the combined powers of alcohol and Billy Joel induce a reluctant, clumsy love story.)

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    11 Oct 2014

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