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    All the crossover is belong to Shawn. Also: sentient spaceships, dragons, magic, wraith, hidden identities, awkward sexy times, misunderstandings, miscommunications, half-brothers galore, and even some plot.

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    Everyone's apparently American, Arthur's a disabled Marine and Merlin's a commercial fisherman. Merlin was transplanted from the Pacific Northwest to the Deep South during high school, which is when he met Arthur and Morgana. When Arthur joined the Marines and Merlin didn't, they stopped speaking. They haven't spoken in five years.

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    Bucky wakes up. Tony takes a liking to him. Steve frowns a lot. Also, there is some Avenging going on. And tech porn.

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    18 Sep 2017

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    Prompt: Our asshole mutual friends set us up on a blind date and didn’t tell us it was a blind date, so instead of getting to know each other we spent the entire ‘date’ scheming against them and decided an awesome way to get back at them would be to pretend to date and then have a horrendous breakup but now that we’re two months into this charade we’re not sure what’s real and what’s fake anymore.

    In which Bucky and Tony forget that sex and love are not a game. A game is something you can win.

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    18 Sep 2017

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    "Steve finds it hard enough working with Bucky these days, and dealing with Clint as well is possibly more than he can handle. He’s managed so far to keep them apart, and for good reason, but it seems his luck has finally run out."

    Or, the one where Steve comes home feeling cranky and finds not one but two irritating assholes in his apartment, drinking his beer and touching all of his stuff.

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    17 Sep 2017

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    “Just go in and buy him something and attach a note that says, like, I don’t know,” she flips a curl over her shoulder, “let’s bone.”

    Derek looks up at the sky and purses his lips. Doesn’t dignify that with a response. There’s no way in hell Derek is going to attach some dinky little note to Stiles’ gift that is either as crass as Erica’s suggestion or as humiliating as something he could come up with himself – no fucking way in hell.

    But she does have a point. Stiles’ birthday is coming and Derek is shit out of luck and shit out of ideas for ways to make Stiles see him as anything more than just Derek. The way Stiles looks at him sometimes, it’s like he has no fucking idea.

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    11 Sep 2017

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    Stiles is standing there looking bizarre – which maybe isn't a very nice thing or even a convincing thing to say about a person that Derek's basically invited over to hook up with (whatever that even fucking means to kids these days) – but he...does. He's wearing dark jeans, a black hoodie with the hood pulled up so Derek can't even really see his face aside from his mouth and jawline, and he's got that metal baseball bat in his fingers again.

    He looks like he's come here to literally beat Derek to death.

    Then, he grins, lifts one shoulder up in a half shrug, and says, “I can't come in until you invite me.”

    Derek is mystified enough that all he can say is, “really?” He thought that was a vampire thing.

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