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  1. Public Bookmark 53

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    A sniper codenamed Hawkeye probably shouldn’t be so oblivious, and an agent who’s been called Fury’s one good eye probably shouldn’t have such a big blind spot. It’s a good thing SHIELD is composed of responsible adults who’ve all got their acts together.


    “We’re alone, right?” Clint asked.

    “Yes.” Phil wondered what strange question or confession it was going to be this time. Painkillers tended to make Clint ramble, removing the filter that kept him from voicing every stray observation, offbeat attempt at humor, or quietly-filed fact. The last hospital stay had resulted in a prolonged talk with Steve about Johnny Cash lyrics and the unlikelihood of Clint ever having been to Reno, let alone having senselessly murdered a man there.

    “Do you think--” Clint licked his lips and looked away, abruptly bashful. When he glanced back at Phil, he seemed surprisingly earnest. “Is there any chance that I could maybe, um, ask you for a blowjob?”

    Phil could practically hear the record-scratch of his brain refusing to understand the question.

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    10 Jan 2018

  2. Public Bookmark 21

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    Steve doesn't know how to use the microwave. Neither does anyone else.

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    09 Jan 2018

  3. Public Bookmark 20

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    Steve's got a better handle on modern technology than he lets on.

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    09 Jan 2018

  4. Public Bookmark 93

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    In the Midlands, all is not well. The King is weak and under the spell of Prince Loki of Asgard. Darkness is creeping out of hiding and it's up to the Warlords and their Thanes to protect the kingdom. Thane Philip Coulson runs Lord Fury's holding, but he never expects to find himself married to Lord Clinton Barton as part of a plan to thwart Loki's yet unknown scheme. Now part of Lord Fury's knights, Clint has a ruined manor to restore and a new husband that just might be the answer to all his problems. Then there's the little details of Phil's hidden magical abilities and the growing bond between the two of them. Part 1 of the Medieval 'Vengers Cakeverse. More pairings to follow in their own stories.

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    09 Jan 2018

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    Bucky Barnes might not remember who he is, but he knows what he likes.

    Or Clint Barton is a pretty good therapist among other things.

    Or Steve and Tony are clueless.

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    07 Jan 2018