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    Based on the Locket prompt by Para, here, with pairing borrowed from Lilithqueen's "You're dating the HELP?!" series.

    The plot of Girl Genius is a delicate and intricate machine, and I'm sitting here throwing rocks in the gears. Please join me in rarepair hell for the adventures of Miss Agatha Clay as she falls hard for the dashing Jägermonster Jorgi! Watch as Agatha discovers the unique charms of sharklike grins! Laugh as Jorgi explains why Jägers are so irresistable to de vimminz! Despair as certain inevitable plot mechanics roll on without us! Facepalm at irony so thick you could spread it on toast!

    An AU that grew legs and ran away with me: What exactly are the implications of a hidden Heterodyne falling hard for a Jäger and refusing to get involved in any stupid love triangles with more politically (and socially, and possibly ethically) appropriate suitors?

     

    I will keep writing this until I feel like I'll run it up a lamppost if I go any further. Installment length may vary wildly. Working title for Part 8: Meanwhile; for Part 9: Show.

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    22 Nov 2017

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    “Hey Hermes!” The ambient suspicion level in the Rec ratcheted up significantly. Kapoor was disturbingly cheerful. “We’ve sent you some mission updates in the data dump, but Mitch and I wanted to personally let you know—” Mitch visibly rolled his eyes in the background. “—That thanks to some…strong suggestions from the White House, and on Annie and Director Sanders’ recommendation, we’ve started releasing Watney’s Mars logs to the public.”

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    20 Aug 2017

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    Name: Mark Watney
    Occupation: Space Pirate
    Residence: Base of Operations: Mars
    Duration of Residence: November 5, 2035-September 30, 2039

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    20 Aug 2017

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    Mark Watney will need to buy a lot of people beers.

    A collection of in-world oneshots cataloging the world's reactions. From the news to social media and from regular people to NASA rover techs.

    1: Fox vs. an 80 year old Bill Nye
    2: John and Hank Green, Crash Course Mars
    3: A NASA rover tech at Flashline Mars Arctic Research Station
    4: The WatneyWatch app and how to tell your child their hero is going to die in an invisible dust storm on Mars
    5: Tattoos, music, and what is likely to amount to the largest simultaneous worldwide traffic jam
    6. 78 hours of vlogs are released, the Ares 3 crew returns home, and Mark goes on The Tonight Show

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    20 Aug 2017

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    MY PURPOSE , now complete, is to archive the epic series the Mellon Chronicles for readers to continue to enjoy. I do not claim authorship or ownership of any work in the Mellon Chronicles - that belongs to Cassia and Siobhan, and to Tolkien.

    As readers may be aware, the original site at which the Chronicles were archived (aragorn-legolas.5u.com) has ceased to exist. I retrieved the all the stories from the online web archive Wayback Machine but I am unsure how much longer they will be available there either. So I am planning on re-posting them all here, in an effort to prevent them from disappearing from the internet altogether. There may be other sites where the works are also archived, but I could not find any from Googling.

    In the series, you can find all of the stories in chronological order (that is to say, the order in which they appear in their entirety, not the order in which they were written).

    If you appreciate being able to read the Mellon Chronicles here and, like me, do not want them to be lost, please comment and let me know. Thank you to everyone who has already done so, it makes me very happy to know that I'm not the only person who still remembers and enjoys these stories :)

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    04 Aug 2017

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    I grew up on these <3