naive_wanderer

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  1. Public Bookmark 36

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    You meet an ancient girl after a bad breakup and get pulled along on her obsessive, terrifying search.

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    16 Sep 2015

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    Complete and utter majesty

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    A beginner's guide to playing hopscotch, overcoming internalized homophobia, and falling in love with your alien best friend.

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    14 Sep 2015

  3. Public Bookmark 26

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    A month before the end, Dave takes Rose to California for a vacation. Carpe fucking diem.

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    20 Aug 2015

  4. Public Bookmark 17

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    The two of you are pretty firmly flush--you've had the mutual orgasms to prove it--but all this emotional spewing is edging dangerously into pale territory. Pointing it out would irritate Dave, though, and you've seen enough human movies to know where this is going.

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    5 Aug 2015

    Bookmarker's Notes

    RIGHT IN THE HEART

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    You squirm your way between her thighs and suddenly her hand is braced against you, right below your belly button, like she's holding you at bay. "Dave," she says, and she's alarmingly likely to be serious when she uses your name, "let's do it the other way this time."

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    24 May 2015

    Bookmarker's Notes

    This is probably the FUNNIEST PORN I have ever read. FANTASTIC