myrtle_the_grouch



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    In which a young priest learns the meaning of temptation.

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    Early in her adventuring days, all Allura wants to do is find one of Emon's less scrupulous back-alley dealers of rare and magical literary works and engage in a bit of necessary-evil skulduggery. Instead, she's got a shining beacon of Bahamut's glory stuck to her like a particularly virtuous limpet.

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    21 Dec 2016

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    Download free today for your datapad -- casual, discreet & fun!
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    13 Sep 2016

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    There are rumours of yet another Sith Lord hiding among the Separatists. The Council sends Anakin to investigate. Anakin has a bad feeling about this.

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    the story of how Anakin exists in a perpetual state of intense embarrassment, Kenobi is enjoying it a little too much, and everything is, generally speaking, a gigantic mess.

    (AUTHOR'S NOTE: I HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN ABOUT THIS OR ABANDONED IT, I PROMISE. I'LL TRY TO YK NOT TAKE ANOTHER THREE MONTHS TO POST THE NEXT CHAPTER. THANKS EVERYONE FOR YOUR PATIENCE AND SUPPORT <3)

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  5. Public Bookmark 35

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    “You know,” Ren goes on, like this is perfectly acceptable bedroom conversation. “Sometimes I think of my grandfather when we're having sex. His Force surrounding us."

    In which Kylo Ren is both very enthusiastic about dirty talk and very bad at it, and Hux wonders what he's done to deserve all of this.

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    11 Aug 2016