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    A young woman stumbles across a lovely man in a nice suit and promptly spills coffee all over him. This is a coffee shop meet-cute that no one asked for where lovely things happen and sad things too, but it all works out, I promise! Also, I suck at summaries. xD

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    19 Jan 2018

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    On that fateful Halloween night Bellatrix Lestrange decided to sate her bloodlust on an innocent muggleborn family. Life is never again the same for the Most Noble and Ancient House of Black. - Dramione AU

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    08 Oct 2017

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    In the last twenty four hours Eggsy nearly came to blows with Dean and the bastard's men, nixed both the keys and the car of Dean's top moron, and then went joyriding in said car before crashing it. Then he got arrested, told that he's going to go away from eighteen months, and had to use his dad's medal because what else could he do?

    Following that he was freed by some posh bloke who takes him back to the Black Prince, beats the shit out of Dean's men, threatens to tranq him, and then gets up to leave him despite the fact that Eggsy's never wanted a man more.

    One motel room later, plus a series of death threats from Dean and a near escape, and Eggsy's got a job offer to become part of Kingsman...a werewolf pack that isn't known for liking mutts like him in their ranks.

    What's going to happen in the next twenty-four hours...Eggsy' s got no bloody clue.

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    02 Jul 2017

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    “So what if I ate the cheeseburger?” Tony shouts, throwing a wrench at Loki’s head. The bastard dodges it easily as he stalks closer. “That doesn’t mean I belong to you!”

    “Oh, not to me,” Loki says lowly, a smile like honey slowly spreading its way across his face. “But with me? Surely you’ve heard of Persephone.”

    “A cheeseburger isn’t some fucking mystical pomegranate, you smirking lunatic.” It isn’t, it just isn’t. Not even close. "You aren't even Greek!" he adds, throwing another wrench which is dodged just as easily.

    Loki spreads his hands wide, posing like the showman he is. “I think you’ll find that a pomegranate symbolizes the fruit of the dead. Your cheeseburger, made of dead flesh, was topped with fruit. It’s close enough for the symbolism to bind.”

    “Ah-hah! There’s no fucking fruit on a cheeseburger,” Tony says triumphantly, finger pointing accusingly at Loki. “I fucking win, no going back to crazy town with you. I stay here in my workshop, and you fucking leave before I call the Avengers.”

    “Oh Stark,” Loki murmurs, almost affectionately. “A tomato is a berry, you ignorant fool.”

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    10 Jun 2017

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    Eggsy is discovered by a highly regarded model agency.

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    12 Apr 2017