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    Warning: This is a Work In Progress.

     

    Inspired by the 50 Reasons To Have Sex Fic Fest (http://misslucyjane.livejournal.com/2935013.html), this is the version where it's all Sherlock & John. Also it is a big mistake on my part.

    SEX VIGNETTES.

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    46/50
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    Holmes has gained weight as a result of their retirement and indulgent inactivity, and Watson isn't sorry about it.

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    1/1
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    10
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    55
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    7
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    664
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    Holmes was sitting on his bed in shirtsleeves and trousers, leaning on a mound of pillows built up against the wall and the headboard, with my wife lying between his thighs.

     

    “Mary!” I exclaimed.  “Holmes! What is the meaning of this?”

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    1/1
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    12
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    50
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    5
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    You don’t have to be looking for trouble to find it. Holmes and Watson get into a brawl.

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    1/1
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    17
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    18
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    382
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    England goes to war, and Watson needs a distraction.

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    1/1
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    16
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    59
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    4
    Hits:
    689
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    For my kink bingo square, "drugs/aphrodisiacs."

    Holmes has gone weeks without work, and has turned to chemical means to keep himself afloat. Watson will not be pleased.

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    Chapters:
    5/5
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    1
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    22
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    69
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    2
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    2336
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    Rarely have I seen him deeply intoxicated, and rarely does he choose to become so. But when he does, it is a gorgeous sight.

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    1/1
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    1
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    32
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    92
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    11
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    1364
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    More than a year after Sherlock Holmes's return from the dead, his cohabitation with the good Doctor has more or less returned to normal. With their daemons at their sides, Holmes and Watson are as keen a pair of crime solvers as they ever were. Deep in the winter of 1895, their limits as a team are tested when a young woman's daemon is stolen from her side and destroyed. It is not the first of such attacks, Watson learns, and he and Holmes immediately set out to find the culprit of the horrifying deed. They are led into a web of back alleys and gambling debt that leads ultimately to the heart of the government, all in the pursuit of the elusive element of Dust. But their investigation is not a secret one, and the duo's fame in the city of London brings them more trouble than expected and forces them to take some measures to protect one another that violate many a social taboo.

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    5/5
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    26
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    66
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    22
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    1642
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    Charles and Erik both get off on Charles being in Erik's head while Erik has sex with ladies.

     

    Set in a nebulous possibly-modern AU where they both teach at Oxford post-Cuban-beach. MInor warnings for Charles being a creeper in the next room and the lady in question not having any idea.

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    1
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    6
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    37
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    2
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    640
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    A brave man accepts help when it is offered.

     

    Five times Watson needed some help, and one time he needed nothing at all.

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    1/1
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    1
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    4
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    40
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    5
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    Swinger couple Jensen and Danneel have plenty of practice sleeping around, but the rules of their marriage dictate that they do not get attached. That's all well and good, until Jensen and Jared, a young vet student who attends the same parties they do, start to get exclusive. Jensen wants to date him, and asking to reset the boundaries of his relationship with Danneel puts stress on their marriage that can only be solved one way: an exploratory threesome.

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    1/1
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    10
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    25
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    3
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    630
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    Chemical experiments go awry at Baker Street, leaving Holmes incapacitated and Watson charged with being his hands. Against Watson's advice Holmes takes on a case of burglary and murder, all the while totally dependent on his companion. This new level of intimacy brings with it a slew of suppressed feelings which become increasingly hard to ignore.

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    1/1
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    42
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    38
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    Holmes has observed much of Watson's habits and tastes over time, which is why it surprises him when his friend objects strangely to a folk song sung at the conclusion of a case. Disturbed by the Doctor's unexpected display of emotion, Holmes becomes determined to lift his spirits by any means necessary, with mixed results.

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    Chapters:
    2/2
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    1
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    20
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    105
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    31
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    1472
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    Watson contemplates the joy of putting his hand to the bare backside of the great detective.

     

    This is pure, ridiculous, dirty smut. I can't explain myself. Exists in the Felony 'verse.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    66
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    2809
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    A 60 word ficlet every week for each one of Conan Doyle's original 60 Holmes stories (as per the challenge, here).

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    297
    Chapters:
    5/60
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    1
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    5
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    245
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    A little after Sam turned sixteen, he started beating Dean in their wrestling matches.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    14
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    66
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    7
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    1579
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    The card only had the young woman's name on it, Violetta McDaniel, and I remembered Holmes saying something about a person who does not include their address— I wasn't sure what to make of it. She might be a woman of ill repute. She might be a woman in need of help.

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    1/1
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    1
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    12
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    97
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    8
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    1571
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    Jensen doesn't figure himself for a particularly possessive man, but Jared makes him crazy.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    50
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    6
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    1540
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    Watson buys a contraption meant for vibrational therapy, and uses it to its best purpose.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    98
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    3854
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    It starts as what has to be a joke, with Dean swatting Sam as hard as he can on the ass to wake him up.

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    2,126
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    85
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    2453

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