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    “That man—“ I say, jabbing a finger over Watson’s shoulder in the direction we have come, “was making advances.”

    “I beg your pardon?”

    “Advances,” I hiss, aware that my voice will carry if I’m not careful. “On you.”

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    A pornographic epilogue to the perfect scene at the Gateways Club: Delia likes being right.

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    Holmes and Watson retire together; Holmes takes up the science of baking, Watson has other pursuits. They are super fucking married, and also fucking.

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    Both Holmes and I had a weakness for the Turkish bath. It was over a smoke in the pleasant lassitude of the drying-room that I have found him less reticent and more human than anywhere else. On the upper floor of the Northumberland Avenue establishment there is an isolated corner where two couches lie side by side...

    - The Illustrious Client (1924)

    “But why Turkish?” asked Mr. Sherlock Holmes. [...] "Why the relaxing and expensive Turkish rather than the invigorating home-made article?”

    - Lady Frances Carfax (1911)

    There are good reasons.

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    1899: Holmes had been nearly two months without a case when I found what I believed to be evidence of his descent back into the bad habits of his youth.

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    Holmes wants to try something new; Watson is game.

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    Sherlock Holmes gets a letter from Terai, and remembers that he does know someone in Terai. Or, knew.

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    A continuation (of sorts) of Totus Mundus Agit Histrionem, in which Holmes ends his career as a Shakespearean actor to become a detective. Lydia Bainbridge, Holmes's former on-stage paramour, brings him a curious case from her own exclusive club, which to solve he will have to infiltrate as a professional woman. Holmes is a master of disguise, and Watson is appreciative. Lots more disguise than case, here. Mostly just disguise appreciation. Holmes in a dress. The end.

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    “What,” I managed, “on earth—”
    Holmes swung his leg over and settled down on the plush seat. It creaked under his weight. “This, my dear Doctor, is what they call ingenuity. Do you like it?”
    “I- I say, Holmes—”
    He took pity on me. “Come, John. I will not be coy with you if you promise me the same courtesy. I found it in a curiosity shop, and I wish to use it in your illustrious and appreciative company.”

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    Sherlock Holmes is not usually a follower, but after an evening watching Dr John Watson lead on the dance floor, he makes an exception.

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    14
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    The month of June, 1898, was mild enough, but the beginning of July brought hot weather and cloudless skies, the rain of autumn and winter long forgotten. The air hung heavy and oppressive in the city of London, and deterred both decent citizens and the criminal classes from too much physical activity. Sherlock Holmes sat sprawled in his armchair, touching as little of the upholstery as he could, legs outstretched and arms akimbo, fanning himself half-heartedly with a folded-up newspaper that was empty of newsworthy material.

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    22
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    "Dear God, Holmes,” and here I had to lower my voice again, because we were surrounded by people, but not so much that I couldn’t be heard over the whine and rumble of the escalator, “you’re jealous.”

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    350
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    The Great Western Railway wreck of 1898 kills twelve and injures nearly two hundred. Sherlock Holmes is among that number and it affects him more deeply than he realises. Fortunately, he’s on very good terms with his physician.

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    The stage lost a fine actor, even as science lost an acute reasoner, when he became a specialist in crime.

     

    January, 1881: a despondent army doctor is offered a ticket to a Shakespeare play, and is instantly captivated by the fellow playing the Danish prince himself. Then there is a murder. Then they fall in love.

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    John Watson, my dear partner, faithful friend, eternal confidante, and enthusiastic lover, is the quietest man in bed I have ever known.

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    Holmes has tired himself out on a case and wants to go straight to sleep. After an orgasm or two. Watson is more than happy to help.

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    40
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    3390
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    For marta-bee.

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    4
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    21
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    For ninezku.

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    25
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    For discretion.

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    37
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    592
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    Language:
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    2
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    36
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    531

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