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    CERTIFICATE OF MARRIAGE.

     

    This is to certify that on this TWENTY FIRST day of APRIL, 1896, DR JOHN H. WATSON, physician, 44, and MR SHERLOCK S. HOLMES, private detective, 42, of 221B BAKER STREET, LONDON were united in holy matrimony.

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    In the absence of other stimulation, Holmes fixates upon Watson shaving. Watson obliges by shaving him everywhere.

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    "Good lord, man," I murmur, pressing my words into the column of his neck-- a lucky guess-- "anyone who heard you would think you didn't care our innkeeper was just on the other side of that wall."

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    "When I first met John Watson, I had just moved to Baker Street and he had been home from Afghanistan nearly six months. We'd both been evicted about the same time: I for a disagreement with my landlord about chemical experiments and he for a plain and simple lack of cash. My brother had picked up the pieces for me; his had not."

    In which Watson turns to prostitution after his return from Afghanistan, like plenty of other British soldiers, but of course Holmes finds him anyway.

    "A bit of scarlet" is late 19th/early 20th century homosexual slang for sex with a soldier. OBVIOUSLY.

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    Holmes and Watson celebrate the end of an important year.

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    There's a limousine waiting at the kerb, and Amanda is standing there with the door open. "In you get," she says, beaming at him.

    Benedict gets in amid a flurry of camera flashes. What will they say, when they see him leaving with the two of them? Can they know? How can they possibly not know? He doesn't care. That's a lie.

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    John Watson has been out of work for eighteen months after his last restaurant, Fifth Northumberland, burned to the ground in a kitchen accident. He's more than ready for a new project, but who wants to open a restaurant with a washed up celebrity chef who can't even hold a knife anymore?

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    Sherlock Holmes was never meant to be a widower; now a machine wears his late husband's face.

    Originally posted here for Holmestice 2016.

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    Folliwing almost immediately upon the heels of Tweed's Dr. Watson's Early Evening Restorative, some reciprocal morning smut.

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    Jack arrives in Atlanta in the early afternoon on the third of July, and Eric has baked four pies overnight out of sheer nervousness. Nothing can go wrong. Everything is fine.

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    “That man—“ I say, jabbing a finger over Watson’s shoulder in the direction we have come, “was making advances.”

    “I beg your pardon?”

    “Advances,” I hiss, aware that my voice will carry if I’m not careful. “On you.”

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    A pornographic epilogue to the perfect scene at the Gateways Club: Delia likes being right.

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    Holmes and Watson retire together; Holmes takes up the science of baking, Watson has other pursuits. They are super fucking married, and also fucking.

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    Both Holmes and I had a weakness for the Turkish bath. It was over a smoke in the pleasant lassitude of the drying-room that I have found him less reticent and more human than anywhere else. On the upper floor of the Northumberland Avenue establishment there is an isolated corner where two couches lie side by side...

    - The Illustrious Client (1924)

    “But why Turkish?” asked Mr. Sherlock Holmes. [...] "Why the relaxing and expensive Turkish rather than the invigorating home-made article?”

    - Lady Frances Carfax (1911)

    There are good reasons.

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    1899: Holmes had been nearly two months without a case when I found what I believed to be evidence of his descent back into the bad habits of his youth.

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    Holmes wants to try something new; Watson is game.

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    Sherlock Holmes gets a letter from Terai, and remembers that he does know someone in Terai. Or, knew.

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    A continuation (of sorts) of Totus Mundus Agit Histrionem, in which Holmes ends his career as a Shakespearean actor to become a detective. Lydia Bainbridge, Holmes's former on-stage paramour, brings him a curious case from her own exclusive club, which to solve he will have to infiltrate as a professional woman. Holmes is a master of disguise, and Watson is appreciative. Lots more disguise than case, here. Mostly just disguise appreciation. Holmes in a dress. The end.

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    “What,” I managed, “on earth—”
    Holmes swung his leg over and settled down on the plush seat. It creaked under his weight. “This, my dear Doctor, is what they call ingenuity. Do you like it?”
    “I- I say, Holmes—”
    He took pity on me. “Come, John. I will not be coy with you if you promise me the same courtesy. I found it in a curiosity shop, and I wish to use it in your illustrious and appreciative company.”

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    Sherlock Holmes is not usually a follower, but after an evening watching Dr John Watson lead on the dance floor, he makes an exception.

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