miss_odalisque



Recent bookmarks

  1. Rec *

    Tags
    Summary

    Now that Harry is back at Hogwarts with Hermione for eighth year, he realises that something’s missing from his life, and it either has to do with Ron, his boggart, Snape, or Malfoy. Furthermore, what, exactly, does it mean when one’s life is defined by the desire to simultaneously impress and annoy a portrait? Harry has no idea; he’s too busy trying not to be in love with Malfoy to care.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    88,722
    Chapters:
    14/14
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    1472
    Kudos:
    9124
    Bookmarks:
    3348
    Hits:
    187634

    08 Sep 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Harry and Draco attempt to make a Philosopher's Stone

  2. Rec *

    Tags
    Summary

    Malfoy Manor has mould, dry rot and an infestation of unusually historical poltergeists. Harry Potter is on the case.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    57,582
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    545
    Kudos:
    5581
    Bookmarks:
    1892
    Hits:
    70243

    29 Aug 2017

  3. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Written for the prompt: "I, uh, basically want Eichel to blow wide-eyed girl!McDavid's mind. And for him to be kind of a dick about it."

    Connor's attempt to buy herself a vibrator is thwarted, but there's still a happy ending.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,711
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    569
    Bookmarks:
    116
    Hits:
    8648

    19 Aug 2017

  4. Rec *

    Tags
    Summary

    "What do I do?” Steve appealed into the phone. “I’m freaking out.”

    There was silence on the other end of the line. It lasted so long that Steve pulled the receiver away from his ear and frowned at it. Pay phones were old. Maybe this one wasn’t working despite the obvious dial tone when he picked up.

    “Ok,” a stranger’s voice said over the phone. “First acknowledge the fact that you dialed the wrong number, but be quick about it because my cab is a few blocks away from my own plans and I’m about to drop some truth bombs on you.”

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,326
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    571
    Kudos:
    12123
    Bookmarks:
    3145
    Hits:
    110423

    10 Jul 2017

  5. Rec *

    Tags
    Summary

    The first Zhenya heard about it was an email from Sidney in the middle of August.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    61,494
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    307
    Kudos:
    1020
    Bookmarks:
    360
    Hits:
    11475

    15 Jun 2017