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    Yuri Plisetsky was recovering from a bad fall and had been drafted into playing announcer.

    It was guaranteed to be the greatest ice show ever.

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    13 Jul 2017

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    This is THE MOST ADORABLE RIDICULOUS THING IN THE WORLD.

    Mila dumped him in a chair and jammed a headset on him.

    "Fuck," Yuri said quietly, wide-eyed. "Fuuuuuu—"

    "THERE ARE CHILDREN," Morooka barked. "SO MANY CHILDREN."

    "Oh shi—godda—cra—I mean right. Right. Children," Yuri sputtered. "This thing isn't on yet, right?"

    "This is going to be amazing," Phichit said, tears stinging his eyes.

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    "Best press conference ever," the Japanese Nationals silver medalist says when asked. “Ten out of ten, would medal again.”

    "I would die for Katsuki-kun," Minami declares, with terrifying sincerity.

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    13 Jul 2017

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    In which Yuuri is forced to have a dance-off at a press conference in order to save Minami from himself, and yet is still convinced that this is all, all Victor's fault.

    EVERY CHARACTER IS PERFECT.

    Mila considers the evening to be a great success. And not only because she was clever enough to have Anya film Victor and Yuri's reactions to the video.

    They post it online later that night, inciting a flurry of similar videos from other skaters around the world. Mila reblogs Otabek's twice: he watches the entire breakdance blank-faced, and then turns to whoever's filming him, says, “Yuuri Katsuki, everyone,” and slow-claps expressionlessly for a solid thirty seconds.

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    "I don't mess with the fae," Otabek says.

    "I'm not asking you to mess with them," JJ flat-out lies.

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    4 Jul 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    As with everything Fahye writes, this is deeply weird and completely delightful. Excellent bonus art. Also Otabek is HILARIOUS.

     

    "Yuri dips his fingers into the bowl full of Otabek's blood. His face shifts from horrified to fastidious, but he submerges his hand entirely to the wrist, and then past it, far deeper than the bowl itself. He pauses when the blood is nearly lapping at his elbow, and his mouth tightens with satisfaction.

    He pulls his hand clear in a single smooth motion, and with it comes a sword, silver and slim and suffused with a glow that seems to burn away the dripping red.

    Otabek stares at it. He doesn't know what to say. That's a more concrete metaphor than I was expecting?"

    :D :D :D

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    Unemployed librarian Bobby Dismas isn't sure how Leverage found him or what they want with him, but apparently it has something to do with his conspiracy theory website about Roy Chappel (and Kenneth Crane, and Jacques Labert).

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    26 Jan 2017

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    "I'm very, very sorry," he said. "Very sorry. I didn't think you were like...a real person because...everything you do is just so weird! I'm sorry!" he added, aware he was insulting the man during his apology. "Did you, uh, did you -- oh God, did you fly me out here to kill me?"

    "What? No!" the man looked bewildered. "We flew you out here to offer you a job!"

    "I don't even know what you do!" Bobby said. Wailed, a little. Just a little.

    The man pinched the bridge of his nose and muttered "Dammit, Hardison."

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    (aka 'how to survive endless rebirth with your so-called soulmate')

    Harry and Tom’s souls are tied together. Which is why they’re in this endless loop of rebirth.

    At some point, they stopped caring and just started fucking with people.

    (crack with a hint of seriousness, my specialty)

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    10 Jan 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    There may be such a thing as too much perspective. THEY'RE THE BEST TROLLS EVER TO TROLL, THOUGH.

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