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    Unemployed librarian Bobby Dismas isn't sure how Leverage found him or what they want with him, but apparently it has something to do with his conspiracy theory website about Roy Chappel (and Kenneth Crane, and Jacques Labert).

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    26 Jan 2017

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    "I'm very, very sorry," he said. "Very sorry. I didn't think you were like...a real person because...everything you do is just so weird! I'm sorry!" he added, aware he was insulting the man during his apology. "Did you, uh, did you -- oh God, did you fly me out here to kill me?"

    "What? No!" the man looked bewildered. "We flew you out here to offer you a job!"

    "I don't even know what you do!" Bobby said. Wailed, a little. Just a little.

    The man pinched the bridge of his nose and muttered "Dammit, Hardison."

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    (aka 'how to survive endless rebirth with your so-called soulmate')

    Harry and Tom’s souls are tied together. Which is why they’re in this endless loop of rebirth.

    At some point, they stopped caring and just started fucking with people.

    (crack with a hint of seriousness, my specialty)

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    10 Jan 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    There may be such a thing as too much perspective. THEY'RE THE BEST TROLLS EVER TO TROLL, THOUGH.

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    From snkkink.

    On the night of their graduation, the 104th recruits have a wild celebration and get drunk. Really drunk. None more drunk than Those Three. (And they are crazy drunks.)

    The last anyone sees of them, they are in full 3DMG and hurtling themselves off Wall Rose, screaming something about seeing the ocean.

    The next morning, the hangover is impressive, three graduates are missing, and a path of destruction leads away from Wall Rose.

    As for Armin, Eren and Mikasa, they wake up at the ocean. They're not sure how they got there, but getting back is one hell of an adventure. There may have been some cults founded. Armin might be an evil mastermind. And, hey, Eren can turn into a Titan. That might just be the least weird part.

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    4 Oct 2016

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    What why WAT.

    A M A Z I N G.

    Man, poor Erwin. Of all the people involved in this special, special adventure, he was the least prepared. XD

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    Levi declares a one-man war on the sorry state of the military's pants (because whoever decided white was a good color for them was clearly an imbecile). Erwin is worried.

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    30 Sep 2016

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    This is somehow a completely hilarious and yet totally believable fic SET IN THE CANON UNIVERSE. How. HOW.

    <3 <3 <3

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    “Hey Hermes!” The ambient suspicion level in the Rec ratcheted up significantly. Kapoor was disturbingly cheerful. “We’ve sent you some mission updates in the data dump, but Mitch and I wanted to personally let you know—” Mitch visibly rolled his eyes in the background. “—That thanks to some…strong suggestions from the White House, and on Annie and Director Sanders’ recommendation, we’ve started releasing Watney’s Mars logs to the public.”

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    26 Sep 2016

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