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    A series of drabbles written in one night, each based on a different song from Nico Vega's self-titled album.

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  1. Public Bookmark 17

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    How To Become A Meme In Five Easy Steps!

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    9 Feb 2015

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I had to go research what left shark was, but this is hysterical

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    No, dad. Listen to what I'm saying. Yesterday, I was eighteen. I'm not speaking metaphorically, or about the way I feel or whatever. I was eighteen, we lived in the house on Maple, the last conversation we had was about how fries didn't count as a vegetable and I, uh, wasn't married.

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    4 Feb 2015

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    Stiles starts looking around, like there's someone who'll rescue him from this painfully awkward situation and Derek can't blame him. All he can think is this is some kind of elaborate prank Laura is playing on him after she'd found his pile of Fangboy back copies last month.

    Or, the one where Derek has to marry a human to save Clawbook and it turns out to be Stiles. He's completely doomed.

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    2 Feb 2015

  4. Rec 7

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    Ensuing dangers; as by proof, we see
    The waters swell before a boisterous storm.

    Quentin rides the ragged edge of disaster, by taking the Luidaeg to the zoo.

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    2 Feb 2015

    Bookmarker's Notes

    “Because I really want to watch you make faces at the penguins,” Quentin said instead. “And I have Duke Torquill’s permission to use his credit card to learn about human society, quote ‘as long as the money spent is within reason,’ end quote. So I can buy you all the animal-shaped ice cream you want.” He paused, taking in her expression. “And the tigers have escaped twice in the past ten years to maul people,” he added.

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    This is not a story about a cow.

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    11 Jan 2015

    Bookmarker's Notes

    She woke up at dawn to find a half-dozen piglets snuggled between her and Falsworth. The bag full of mushrooms had been decimated and there was a fucking enormous mother pig eyeing her dubiously from across the clearing.

    “This isn’t what it looks like,” she told her, trying not to flash back too hard on her University days.

    On her other side, Bucky woke up. “Holy shit,” he breathed. “Bacon forever.”

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