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    Any agent knows that the most important thing when planning an op is information. Luckily, there's a public library right across the street from Fort Meade.

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    The news from M-sur-M, where all the men are mysterious, all the women are virtuous (especially the ones who aren't) and all the domesticated rodents have complicated inner lives.

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    After they died.

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    "All your friends are dead, Marius," said VHUGO.

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    In 1823, in the small, bare yard behind the inn at Montfermeil, there was a wolf on a very short chain. M. Thénardier maintained this wolf so that he could tell people it was his wolf-brother, from his days fighting with the armies of the Emperor; and how it had helped to carry a great general to safety amid the carnage of Waterloo.

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    Lil BUB and Sue finally go out to dinner. Nobody gets eaten (except some fishes!) Good job, BUB!

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    This fic contains Old Men and squirrels.

    ...nope, that's basically it. That's the fic. Old men and squirrels.

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    "If we're going with the whole pack dynamics thing, I nominate Pierce for omega," Abed said.

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    The chad gadya according to tag wranglers. (We were talking about undercover goats.)

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    Apparently, as a result of the ongoing boredom-induced meteor-wide troll-human cultural exchange, whoever was dreaming this couldn't decide whether they were dreaming about Victor Hugo's Les Miserables or Troll Victor Hugo's In Which The Story Of A Serendipitous Kismessitude Between A Duty-Bound Legislacerator And An Honorable Criminal Is Told Against The Backdrop Of The Summoner's Final Revolt, An Adult Steals A Child From An Abusive Lusus And Secretly Raises Her Himself, A Subadult Seadweller Rejects His Lusus In An Attempt To Fulfill His Dying Ancestor's Wish, A Vile Conspiracy Against Her Imperious Condescension Is Utterly Defeated, There Are Extensive Historical Digressions On Matters Including The Production Of Grubmeal, The Early Conquests Of The Condesce, And The Waste Reclamation Systems On Starships, There Are Three Red Kisses, Fourteen Black Kisses, And Three Acts Of Sacrifice In Moments Of Pale Devotion, Over Two Dozen Named Characters Die, Mostly In Gory Violence, And Everybody Is Miserable Nearly All The Time But They Are Obviously Less Miserable Than They Would Be If Not For Her Imperious Condescension's Enlightened Governance, generally known in casual conversation as Troll Less Miserable.

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    This is the one in which everybody wakes up after Barricade Day because they're all Immortals. All of them.

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    Javert is a Sentinel, Silent and Sure.

    Combeferre is a Guide.

    Too bad nobody in France remembers what that means.

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    There are very few people Samuel Vimes is willing to trust with a blade at his throat. Havelock Vetinari's list is even shorter.

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    Prompt from the ttoi_kinkmeme: Malcolm's time-traveling friend once brought him back a present from the past: a T-rex egg. Once the creature hatches, it "imprints" on Malcolm, seeing the rough vicious spin doctor as the mummy it never had.

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    I never thought I'd have reason to thank those old boys for their prying questions.

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    Tony's thinking about asking for another go, running locks of long, sleek brown hair between his fingers, when Leia laughs a little and says, "You know, you're probably the least inappropriate guy I've ever slept with."

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    You cock your head, pretending to think this over. And then you lean over the table, your face bare inches from hers. "Nah," you say. "I DECLINE THE HONOR. Bright fuck-off scarlet DON'T ALL UP AND MATCH MY DECORATING SCHEME."

    (Or, the Ancestors do Easter.)

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    The Sufferer is the Auspistice of the World, for his cloak is Ashen, and he standeth amon9st us, and sayeth, Peace. 6y which he meaneth, shut the fuck up, for I am Sick of dealin9 with your Shit.

    --2nd Testament of the Disciple, 4:13

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    Often, strangers would look at me, with my cane and my wolfsister, and either understand nothing about us at all, or think they understood far too much. The young man with the test tube only shook my hand, with a strength I should hardly have credited him, and said, "You have been in Afghanistan, I perceive."

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    Herein find Charlie Brooker's hypothetical review of the hottest new game of the year, SBURB.

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