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    Any agent knows that the most important thing when planning an op is information. Luckily, there's a public library right across the street from Fort Meade.

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    The news from M-sur-M, where all the men are mysterious, all the women are virtuous (especially the ones who aren't) and all the domesticated rodents have complicated inner lives.

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    After they died.

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    "All your friends are dead, Marius," said VHUGO.

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    In 1823, in the small, bare yard behind the inn at Montfermeil, there was a wolf on a very short chain. M. Thénardier maintained this wolf so that he could tell people it was his wolf-brother, from his days fighting with the armies of the Emperor; and how it had helped to carry a great general to safety amid the carnage of Waterloo.

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    Welcome to another great year at Bat Masterson Junior High School. For your first homework assignment, you will write a two-page composition about what you did on your summer vacation. Some of you may get a chance to share them with all of your classmates! Due Monday.

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    Lil BUB and Sue finally go out to dinner. Nobody gets eaten (except some fishes!) Good job, BUB!

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    This fic contains Old Men and squirrels.

    ...nope, that's basically it. That's the fic. Old men and squirrels.

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    The Stargates' universal translation effect can sometimes make secret communication in enemy territory difficult. Luckily, Rodney has a plan.

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    "If we're going with the whole pack dynamics thing, I nominate Pierce for omega," Abed said.

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    I am the one who arranges the tags
    That are put on the works and and fall into bins.
    They come down, and I wrangle them round,
    And then I canonize or make them syns.

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    Carlos's friend, who may or may not in fact be an angel, moves to Night Vale, and things start to get strange in a new and different way, even for Night Vale.

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    The chad gadya according to tag wranglers. (We were talking about undercover goats.)

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    Apparently, as a result of the ongoing boredom-induced meteor-wide troll-human cultural exchange, whoever was dreaming this couldn't decide whether they were dreaming about Victor Hugo's Les Miserables or Troll Victor Hugo's In Which The Story Of A Serendipitous Kismessitude Between A Duty-Bound Legislacerator And An Honorable Criminal Is Told Against The Backdrop Of The Summoner's Final Revolt, An Adult Steals A Child From An Abusive Lusus And Secretly Raises Her Himself, A Subadult Seadweller Rejects His Lusus In An Attempt To Fulfill His Dying Ancestor's Wish, A Vile Conspiracy Against Her Imperious Condescension Is Utterly Defeated, There Are Extensive Historical Digressions On Matters Including The Production Of Grubmeal, The Early Conquests Of The Condesce, And The Waste Reclamation Systems On Starships, There Are Three Red Kisses, Fourteen Black Kisses, And Three Acts Of Sacrifice In Moments Of Pale Devotion, Over Two Dozen Named Characters Die, Mostly In Gory Violence, And Everybody Is Miserable Nearly All The Time But They Are Obviously Less Miserable Than They Would Be If Not For Her Imperious Condescension's Enlightened Governance, generally known in casual conversation as Troll Less Miserable.

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    "I looked for the one person in the room who seemed, by appearances, to have the least possible in common with you, and bought him a drink," R said. "I ended up with a crypto-republican who's obsessively, near-sexually fixated on the city and suffering from post-revolutionary depression."

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    This is the one in which everybody wakes up after Barricade Day because they're all Immortals. All of them.

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    Javert is a Sentinel, Silent and Sure.

    Combeferre is a Guide.

    Too bad nobody in France remembers what that means.

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    Patterns don't always turn out the way one expects them to.

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    There are very few people Samuel Vimes is willing to trust with a blade at his throat. Havelock Vetinari's list is even shorter.

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    In the south of France, a group of young men once came together to teach, to learn, and to fight for the rights of all humankind.

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