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Tag Wranglers' Chad Gadya by Hagar, hhertzof, melannen, SailorSol, VelvetMouse
Jewish Scripture & Legend
17 Jun 2013
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The chad gadya according to tag wranglers. (We were talking about undercover goats.)
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Apparently, as a result of the ongoing boredom-induced meteor-wide troll-human cultural exchange, whoever was dreaming this couldn't decide whether they were dreaming about Victor Hugo's Les Miserables or Troll Victor Hugo's In Which The Story Of A Serendipitous Kismessitude Between A Duty-Bound Legislacerator And An Honorable Criminal Is Told Against The Backdrop Of The Summoner's Final Revolt, An Adult Steals A Child From An Abusive Lusus And Secretly Raises Her Himself, A Subadult Seadweller Rejects His Lusus In An Attempt To Fulfill His Dying Ancestor's Wish, A Vile Conspiracy Against Her Imperious Condescension Is Utterly Defeated, There Are Extensive Historical Digressions On Matters Including The Production Of Grubmeal, The Early Conquests Of The Condesce, And The Waste Reclamation Systems On Starships, There Are Three Red Kisses, Fourteen Black Kisses, And Three Acts Of Sacrifice In Moments Of Pale Devotion, Over Two Dozen Named Characters Die, Mostly In Gory Violence, And Everybody Is Miserable Nearly All The Time But They Are Obviously Less Miserable Than They Would Be If Not For Her Imperious Condescension's Enlightened Governance, generally known in casual conversation as Troll Less Miserable.
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- Part 4 of Les Mis Crossovers That Should Not Be
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- 1,327
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- Kudos:
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Consider the Hedgehog by melannen
Les Misérables - All Media Types, Discworld - Terry Pratchett
14 Jun 2013
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"I looked for the one person in the room who seemed, by appearances, to have the least possible in common with you, and bought him a drink," R said. "I ended up with a crypto-republican who's obsessively, near-sexually fixated on the city and suffering from post-revolutionary depression."
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- Part 3 of Les Mis Crossovers That Should Not Be
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Another One Bites The Dust by melannen
Les Misérables - All Media Types, Highlander: The Series
12 Jun 2013
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This is the one in which everybody wakes up after Barricade Day because they're all Immortals. All of them.
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- Part 2 of Les Mis Crossovers That Should Not Be
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- 2,590
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 13
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Javert is a Sentinel, Silent and Sure.
Combeferre is a Guide.
Too bad nobody in France remembers what that means.
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- Part 1 of Les Mis Crossovers That Should Not Be
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Patterns don't always turn out the way one expects them to.
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There are very few people Samuel Vimes is willing to trust with a blade at his throat. Havelock Vetinari's list is even shorter.
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In the south of France, a group of young men once came together to teach, to learn, and to fight for the rights of all humankind.
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Warning: Fluff (in the sense of filamentous integumentary structures) by melannen
Thick of It (UK)
22 Jan 2013
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Prompt from the ttoi_kinkmeme: Malcolm's time-traveling friend once brought him back a present from the past: a T-rex egg. Once the creature hatches, it "imprints" on Malcolm, seeing the rough vicious spin doctor as the mummy it never had.
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Boys Like Her by melannen for calvinahobbes
Girls Like Me (Summertime) - Coyote Grace (song)
21 Dec 2012
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I never thought I'd have reason to thank those old boys for their prying questions.
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Tomorrow he wil rise, and go to Mass, and confess and be shriven, and leave on one final quest.
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If They Ever Put A Bullet Through Your Brain (I'll Complain) by melannen
The Avengers (2012), Incredible Hulk (2008), Iron Man (Movies)
8 Dec 2012
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Bruce Banner doesn't dare stay in one place very long, especially Manhattan. If he'd really wanted to get lost, though, he probably shouldn't have let Tony Stark give him a new phone. It's hard to be lost and alone when Tony keeps telling people to call you.
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The One Where Tony Stark And Princess Leia Hook Up by melannen
Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy, The Avengers (2012)
22 Jul 2012
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Tony's thinking about asking for another go, running locks of long, sleek brown hair between his fingers, when Leia laughs a little and says, "You know, you're probably the least inappropriate guy I've ever slept with."
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Five Avengers Who Earned Their Fan Cred Honestly (and one who didn't) by melannen
The Avengers (2012)
22 Jul 2012
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In 1940, Bucky took Steve and a couple of girls to the closing weeks of the New York World's Fair, and Steve sneaked off to go to the U. S. Army recruiting station instead.
In 1939, Bucky took Steve and a couple of girls to the New York World's Fair when it was still new and exciting. Steve sneaked off to go to the First World Science Fiction Convention instead.
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You cock your head, pretending to think this over. And then you lean over the table, your face bare inches from hers. "Nah," you say. "I DECLINE THE HONOR. Bright fuck-off scarlet DON'T ALL UP AND MATCH MY DECORATING SCHEME."
(Or, the Ancestors do Easter.)
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- Part 2 of Flush Red and Ash Gray
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The Sufferer is the Auspistice of the World, for his cloak is Ashen, and he standeth amon9st us, and sayeth, Peace. 6y which he meaneth, shut the fuck up, for I am Sick of dealin9 with your Shit.
--2nd Testament of the Disciple, 4:13
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- Part 1 of Flush Red and Ash Gray
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The Proper Study of Wolfkind by melannen
Sherlock Holmes - Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
15 Feb 2012
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Often, strangers would look at me, with my cane and my wolfsister, and either understand nothing about us at all, or think they understood far too much. The young man with the test tube only shook my hand, with a strength I should hardly have credited him, and said, "You have been in Afghanistan, I perceive."
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I think we may have finally reached the limit of Open World games by melannen
Homestuck, British Comedian RPF
7 Feb 2012
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Herein find Charlie Brooker's hypothetical review of the hottest new game of the year, SBURB.
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Inconceivable by melannen
Sherlock (TV), Princess Bride (1987), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
7 Jan 2012
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Sherlock really needs to go to the cinema more often.
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Not Made For Any Man: (the moon's last quarter) by melannen for lispeth
Blossom Culp Series - Richard Peck, A Night in the Lonesome October - Roger Zelazny, Indiana Jones Series, Princess and the Frog (2009), Mary Russell - Laurie R. King, Tarzan - Edgar Rice Burroughs, A Study in Emerald - Neil Gaiman, Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms, Cthulhu Mythos - H. P. Lovecraft
22 Dec 2011
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Alexander Armsworth is home from college. Blossom Culp hasn't changed nearly as much as he might have hoped she had. A lot of strange visitors are in town, and a lot of strange mutterings. There will be a full moon this Halloween, and a small cat named Graymalk just said "Hello" to Alexander in the middle of the street.
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- Part 2 of It Was A Soft October Night