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In which Twilight comes to James' brown house.
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Stupid drabble, because I needed to write something.
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Stig goes to give some cylinders to his sick granny, and meets a man named Richard along the way.
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Richard falls awry of the Stig, and must learn his lesson.
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Prompt: Dean gets a pet bunny and does not have sex with it, but likes to carry it with him all the time. He especially likes it when the bunny sits on his head or around the crotch area. Sam doesn't know why his brother is crazy.
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Sam’s having trouble with homework, so Dean helps him out. Things get a bit out of hand. (Sam is 17 - went with the underage warning just in case.)
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Prompt: Sam HATES to mow the lawn, so he think of lots of ways to bribe Dean into doing it.
I took it exactly where you'd think.
Cheesiness, bizarre and possibly disjointed plotting, and overall author confusion. I tried to tone down the crack this time, guys, and I'm not sure how well it worked out.
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Dean and Sam go hiking.
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Dean has an unhealthy obsession with Paula Deen.
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Swears, fantasies, pre-slash Wincest, and an uneasy medium of not-quite-porn-yet
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Beauty and the Beast, starring Sam and Dean.
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Originally from spnflashfic. I got the idea for this from this website I went to about stupid plot devices, and found a ton of stuff that just made me laugh and think of Dean, like “I will not trust a being with an inordinate number of tentacles.” Good stuff. So the italicized stuff is directly from http://www.sff.net/paradise/plottricks.htm.
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After a scare at the track, Richard has a moment.
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The Interceptors and That Time James and Roger Had Sex in the Kitchen. by malcs
Top Gear (UK) RPF, The Interceptors
14 Apr 2012
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See title, and then minus any explicit sex.
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"Stig actually has to look through the steering wheel of that thing, not a problem of course since he can also see through walls. And clothes."
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The Interceptors and the Poorly-Written Kiss by malcs for suchanadorer
The Interceptors, Top Gear (UK) RPF
26 Jan 2012
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As the title says.
Steed and St. Hammond kiss. I didn't write it very well.
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James May shags to music.
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Operation: Punch von Wilman in his stupid face by malcs
Top Gear (UK) RPF, The Interceptors
7 Jan 2012
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Richard daydreams, and has some not-very-explicit fantasies. There's some campy violence, as well.
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They fit together so well.
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The Stig finds James impressive.