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    frostyaussie asked:

    jizz cup. jizz cup? tell me more.

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    [00:14:34] | Collaborative Podfic of drunktuesdays, eeames and llassah's tumblr not!fic Historical AU: Ball Trimmer Derek Hale.

    Have you ever wanted a HISTORICAL AU where Stiles is a CROWN PRINCE while Derek is a SERVANT IN DISGUISE whose sole job is to attend to prince Stiles’s BALLS?

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    “And so you thought getting a fake boyfriend was the perfect solution.”

    Stiles scrunches his nose at him.

    “When you say it like that it sounds like a terrible idea.”

    Derek doesn’t say a thing, just looks at Stiles.

    “He was supposed to back off, okay? Like a ‘yay, Stiles finally found someone desperate enough to date his sorry ass, I can finally retire from the matchmaking business’ thing.”

    (Or: the one in which Stiles and Derek are the worst fake boyfriends.)

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    “Werewolves, we’re not... that much like wolves.”

    “No dick bones then? You mate more often than every winter? No ‘copulatory tie?’”

    [fic + podfic]

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    “So, the word's on the streets that you're some sexy polyglot,” Stiles says, wiggling his eyebrows annoyingly before he slumps on the couch next to him and puts his feet on Derek's coffee table, limbs akimbo, loose and long.

    “Sexy polyglot,” Derek repeats, raising an eyebrow, and pushing Stiles' feet off the table with his own.

    “Yeah, you know, sexy man of many languages.”

    “I know what polyglot means,” he replies.

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    Carlos is having the strangest dreams, and the strangest headaches, like there's something he's supposed to be remembering. Not to mention the intern's wedding coming up, and that new chemical StrexCorp wants him to develop. It's going to be a busy week.

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    Steve takes in Bucky's betrayed look and Sam's confusion, follows Sam's gaze to the pile of mangled fruit in the trash can. Sudden comprehension fills his face.

    "Oh," he says. "Bucky found out about bananas."

     

    In which an American icon is mourned. But probably not the one you're thinking of.

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    "911, what is your emergency?"

    "Werewolves!"

    An improvised podfic recorded for Mating Games 2014 bonus challenge #1.

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    A meeting of the University of Leicester excavation team.

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    STILES: (MISCHIEVOUSLY) Sooooo... what're you wearing?

    DEREK: Stiles...

    STILES: I miss you, okay? And it's been, like, weeks, and it's going to be forever before you're back, because everyone loves your book and they keep extending the tour. I can only jerk off with my face buried in your pillow so many times before it doesn't smell like you anymore. (BEAT) Wow I sound pathetic. (LOW) Way to be a turn off, Stiles.

    DEREK: (RUSHED, EMBARRASSED) I made Scott send me one of your shirts.

    STILES: (BEAT) What?

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    yippie-kai-yay, motherfucker

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    An earthquake’s toppled the Clock Tower and time goes by in skips, and Cecil thinks this is the most realistic end-of-world he’s ever seen.

    [edit] Now in M4B format!

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    "Anthea" contemplating Sherlock, John, and Mycroft, in the context of Greek mythological tradition.

    [edit] Now in M4B format!

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    It's a marker, Mike can tell by the slithery wet texture of it. He hopes to God it isn't permanent.

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    Him following her instructions doesn’t necessarily mean he obeyed; it’s more about the fact that even if he’d never admit it out loud, he needs this.

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    Susan takes care of everyone, but she needs something for herself too.

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    “Last warning,” said Merlin, raising a hand. “If you try to harm him, I will kill you. If you succeed, no-one will leave here alive.”

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    It seems ridiculous that someone like Cecil would swear at all, let alone as much as he does.

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    Night Vale is frightening, and the radio broadcaster with the soothing voice and the ability to run people out of town with the power of his influence and a huge crush on Carlos is equally frightening.

    (At least, that's what Carlos keeps telling himself.)

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    Stiles' home economics teacher forces him to knit mittens. Nobody wants Stiles' mittens, but then Stiles offers them to Derek, and Stiles is pretty sure Derek does these things purely to drive him crazy. What else could it be?

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