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    "911, what is your emergency?"

    "Werewolves!"

    An improvised podfic recorded for Mating Games 2014 bonus challenge #1.

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    A meeting of the University of Leicester excavation team.

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    STILES: (MISCHIEVOUSLY) Sooooo... what're you wearing?

    DEREK: Stiles...

    STILES: I miss you, okay? And it's been, like, weeks, and it's going to be forever before you're back, because everyone loves your book and they keep extending the tour. I can only jerk off with my face buried in your pillow so many times before it doesn't smell like you anymore. (BEAT) Wow I sound pathetic. (LOW) Way to be a turn off, Stiles.

    DEREK: (RUSHED, EMBARRASSED) I made Scott send me one of your shirts.

    STILES: (BEAT) What?

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    yippie-kai-yay, motherfucker

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    An earthquake’s toppled the Clock Tower and time goes by in skips, and Cecil thinks this is the most realistic end-of-world he’s ever seen.

    [edit] Now in M4B format!

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    "Anthea" contemplating Sherlock, John, and Mycroft, in the context of Greek mythological tradition.

    [edit] Now in M4B format!

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    It's a marker, Mike can tell by the slithery wet texture of it. He hopes to God it isn't permanent.

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    Him following her instructions doesn’t necessarily mean he obeyed; it’s more about the fact that even if he’d never admit it out loud, he needs this.

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    Susan takes care of everyone, but she needs something for herself too.

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    “Last warning,” said Merlin, raising a hand. “If you try to harm him, I will kill you. If you succeed, no-one will leave here alive.”

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    It seems ridiculous that someone like Cecil would swear at all, let alone as much as he does.

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    Night Vale is frightening, and the radio broadcaster with the soothing voice and the ability to run people out of town with the power of his influence and a huge crush on Carlos is equally frightening.

    (At least, that's what Carlos keeps telling himself.)

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    Stiles' home economics teacher forces him to knit mittens. Nobody wants Stiles' mittens, but then Stiles offers them to Derek, and Stiles is pretty sure Derek does these things purely to drive him crazy. What else could it be?

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    Art Post for Snakebit, written by marketchippie and read by Chestnut_filly

    (with symbolism discussion!)

    A Part of Podfic Big Bang 2013

    Author's Summary: The story sounds like a dream, a cheap fiction when she thinks about it too hard. To make it real, she just has to keep moving forward, not looking back.

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    I don’t usually have much of a head for politics, unless it involves abusing loopholes to keep myself un-executed, but I was pretty sure politicking didn’t usually lead to lazing around in bubble baths. (Decadence Square fill for Kink Bingo)

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    Author Summary: Bored Aurors find a way to amuse themselves. Written because I needed some pointless fluff and kissing in the rain.

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    Carlos doesn't know what Cecil is, but maybe it doesn't matter. Also, Cecil's show gets a Special Guest!

     

    It’s not that Cecil’s bad-looking. Not exactly handsome, either, but, well. That’s Cecil: Carlos has never before met anyone so aptly described by negative space.

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    All that remains is what we can barely comprehend.

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    Sherlock shouldn't have any trouble killing someone. He is, after all, a sociopath.

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    "If I were Christian fucking Bale, or Jesus Christ help me, Clooney in the nipple suit, gearing up to play Bruce fictional fucking Wayne, he'd send me a fucking fictional helicopter."

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