madigraye
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a drabble i did for my friend's headcanon once uwu enjoyyy
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alternatively named "Do They Have Lube In This Era" (no seriously) ((it's not smut go somewhere else if you want to get off)) In a world where John Egbert is forced to play princess in a tower and Dave Strider becomes his knight in shining armor. Shenanigans ensue.
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"So, there's this guy. He's not really hot, like how you'd imagine, but there's something magnetic about him anyway." - Dave Strider on how to justify habitual stalking.
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14 May 2012
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she sits, and she waits for her story to start.
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Your name is Dave Strider and you are 26 years old.
You have just gotten engaged.
The problem being that you have just gotten engaged to your best male friend in a furious fit of stupidity, champagne, one-upmanship and a weird warm-glowy feeling that occasionally (or more than occasionally) rolls around in the pit of your stomach and makes you act like a moron. You have, over the past 13 years and much careful experimentation, dubbed this “The Egbert Effect”.
You would like to state, for the record, that you are definitely, completely and 100% NOT A HOMOSEXUAL.
As Bro carefully describes to you what, as the DJ, he’s going to play at the reception (almost entirely a medley of Nicki Minaj and Ke$ha), you carefully nurse a Rock Star and vodka like a 16 year old girl who just popped her cherry at prom and try to figure out what the fuck happened over the past decade or so to land you in this mess.
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12 Apr 2012
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the most beautiful story ever to be written