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Item #: SCP-1383
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1383 is to be lightly heavily sedated at all times, predominantly for the safety of all D-class personnel in contact with him. He is to be kept in a bare cell, measuring 1.8m x 1.8m. A bed and chair are permissible, provided they are made out of titanium, or some other similarly strong material. A mattress is permissible. The door should be of the same material, and there should be two guards posted outside of the door at all times. These guards should not carry blades on their person. There should not be an open window in the cell door. A piano is permissible in the cell, as SCP-1383 does not attempt to use it aggressively, and playing it seems to have a calming effect on him.
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It's probably impossible to secretly date the Patrician of Ankh-Morpork, but Grace Speaker figures she'll give it a shot anyway. Each chapter is based on a song and a year in their relationship - the awkward exes, awkward coworkers, fights, assassinations, sex and baking.
Don't pretend you're not curious.
Series
- Part 2 of Crossword Puzzle Romance
- Words:
- 5,617
- Chapters:
- 4/11
- Kudos:
- 9
- Hits:
- 457
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The setting is a place called HOGWARTS SCHOOL OF WITCHCRAFT AND WIZARDRY, and four students are about to embark on a MARVELOUS JOURNEY through the DANGEROUS WATERS OF ADOLESCENCE, as well as THE LESS DANGEROUS WATERS OF ORGANIZED CRIME. They are also ostensibly GOING TO LEARN MAGIC.
And, quite possibly, there will be a great deal of KISSING ON THE FACE.
(In which the Midnight Crew goes to Hogwarts, Spike writes unencumbered by a plot, and promotes all the ships.)
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PS: Investigate Accidental Death by lucky_spike
Problem Sleuth (Webcomic), Homestuck, MS Paint Adventures
27 Feb 2012
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Another hysterical dame has come to Midnight City's renowned Problem Sleuth for help, and he's already in over his head. But with some luck and the cooperation of the Midnight Crew he might just be able to get to the bottom of it.
Of course, the latter might prove a smudge difficult.
((stabdads/sleuthdads AU, like you should expect anything else out of me))
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- Part 13 of Stabdads
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In the long-awaited sequel to THE TALK, we follow the stabchildren as they embark shakily on the world of romantic entanglements. And their parents, as they deal with it in variously horrible ways.
Valentine's Day stabdads fic.
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The Sufferer gets a second chance.
(Now with fanarts and a soundtrack!)
Bookmarked by lucky_spike
16 Aug 2011
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In Which Team Sleuth Is Ambushed By The Devious Midnight Crew by Path for Sannam
Homestuck, MS Paint Adventures, Problem Sleuth (Webcomic)
14 Aug 2011
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You are enjoying a nice day off with your favourite girl when the Midnight Crew attack. But they didn't realize you came prepared, and that your girl is just as ruthless and deadly as you are. It's time for Spades Slick and his little friend to get what's coming to them.
Bookmarked by lucky_spike
14 Aug 2011
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Straight up adorable. <3