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Thanks to the Plot Device Fairy (aka Shadi, aka Number One on Yami's Shit List), Yugi and friends encounter their badfic stand-ins, get roped into (among other things) a mermaid (er, merMAN) AU, and must battle the various and sundry evils of badly written fan fiction in their quest to find the ultimate power of the multiverse: the Millennium Spork.
Or, you know, just an excuse to write everyone wildly sarcastic and meta, and poke fun at some the fic that has tried to melt my brain over the years.
Whichever.
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Yugi Mutou had never believed in magic or genies... until he solved a mysterious, pyramid-shaped puzzle and Atem appeared. And then, all Yugi wished for was to spend a thousand and one nights (or, y'know, forever) in Atem's arms.
Too bad the rest of the universe had other plans for them.
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- Part 1 of Wishes and Kisses
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At the CDC:
Earlier, when they'd made love in the shower, it felt like washing away the past – old wounds, half-forgotten fights, sluicing away with the water. Rick's calloused hands had been warm on her skin, erasing the distance between them. A world away from Shane and secret rendezvous in the woods, it had felt like healing.
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Shane's hands clutch and grope at her, hungry and unwelcome as a Walker's touch.
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Lori's husband comes back from the dead. She isn't sure how to feel about that...
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Lori's preconceptions keep running afoul of reality, but denial is a powerful shield (even during the zombie apocalypse).
Season 2 drabble
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The One Where the Movie Poster Shows a Crescent Moon even though a New Moon is Totally Dark by lucidscreamer
Yu-Gi-Oh!, Twilight Series - All Media Types
3 Sep 2012
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Much to actor Yami Kingson's dismay, his latest movie ("The Boy I Love is a Vampire") was a hit. Now, he has to film the sequel, which is so bad he refuses to even remember the title, much less what it's about. It doesn't help that Yami is still forced to sparkle and that Malik can't seem to keep his shirt on. Luckily, Yami has his co-star Yugi Mutou to keep his spirits (among other things) up.
AKA The sequel to "My Life as a Teenage Vampire"
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- Part 2 of The Not-Quite-Twilight Saga
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On Remembrance Day, the entire family drove to the cemetery to watch the Heavens play on all the gravestones.
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Edward had egg all over his hand. And his arm. And his chest. From the sticky wetness coating his nose and chin, he was pretty sure he had egg on his face and probably in his hair.
Newborn vampire Edward relearns basic survival skills. Pre-slash UST
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- Part 4 of This, Our Eterntiy
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- 615
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At the Club Radio, Jerry and Amy dance. (Drabble)
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I myself was little the worse for wear, despite Emerson's endearing histrionics to the contrary. Sadly, one could not say the same for my beloved parasol.
Drabblet (longer than a drabble, but not quite a ficlet).
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Yugi suspected the séance would prove interesting when, not five minutes after he walked into the darkened parlor, the medium shoved him up against the wall and kissed him breathless.
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- Part 2 of The Light of Egypt
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Ryou Bakura saw dead people.
Not only saw them, but also heard them, felt them, smelled them -- constantly, at all hours of the day and night. Voices (whispering, singing, shouting) tugged at the fringes of his conscious awareness. Ghosts flitted at the corners of his vision, gray wraiths at the edge of vision, or danced and gibbered around him, desperate to garner his attentions. Phantom touches ghosted along his skin when there was no stray breeze to blame, and the fading scents of exotic spices and perfumes lingered in the stale air of his cramped, boarding house room.
There were not many true mediums in the world of the living, and those few were in great demand -- not by the living, but by the dead. They all wanted to be heard, to have Ryou pass their messages on to the ones they had left behind. Since the childhood fever that had given him his ability, he had not enjoyed a moment's peace and quiet.
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- Part 1 of The Light of Egypt
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Five Lives Ryou Bakura Never Lived by lucidscreamer
Yu-Gi-Oh!, Dark Shadows (1966), Batman - Fandom
25 Mar 2012
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What it says on the tin: Five lives Ryou never lived.
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The fate of the worlds depends on a young man, his shattered soul, and a golden puzzle. Ancient magic, alien invaders, giant robots.
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- Part 1 of The Shadow Wars Chronicle
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One year later, something pale and cold and very angry claws its way out of Michael Long's grave and looks at the huge black bird perched on his headstone. AU for "Knight of the Phoenix."
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Peter Venkman stared up at what had, up until a few minutes ago, been a vintage ambulance. With gleaming white armor and a no-ghost logo on one massive shoulder, the giant robot (now standing almost twenty feet tall) almost seemed to be wearing a parody of their jumpsuit uniforms. ...
"...This is the last time I let you talk me into attending a car show in Mission City, Ray."
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Brief glimpses of five lives that Ryou Bakura never lived.
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When the dead walk the earth, some lessons are more important to learn than others.
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Ryou awoke in a bathtub full of custard, with a killer hangover and no idea how he'd gotten there. Somehow, he was sure it was all his yami's fault.
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- Part 5 of Epilogue: Crackfic Division