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  1. Public Bookmark 61

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    In which Frank is an accidental pervert, Mikey sleeps with Fabio, Gerard is much too sincere when talking about pain sluts, Ray is terrible with women and great with guitars, and Otter's got really bad taste in music. Alternately, the one where Frank realizes he has a thing for Mikey, Mikey realizes he has a thing for guys, and they're both adorably stupid failboats.

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    23 Jan 2018

  2. Public Bookmark 19

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    When Gerard swallows the pill the guy hands him, he knows without question that he's not coming back from Japan. One way or another, metaphorically or literally, this is it. He's had enough. He's done.

    When he wakes up the next morning though, something is seriously different. There's fur where there should be skin, paws where there should be hands, and when he opens his mouth to scream - the sound that comes out is unmistakably a bark.

    He's not stupid. Either he's still high (likeliest option) or he's been tasked with some sort of magical fucking transformation quest with mystical requirements to fulfill before he can get his body back (ridiculous option). 

    When his band mates barge into his hotel room, frantically rifling through his things for clues and calling around to the police, the embassy, hospitals and the morgue - the likelihood of option 2 rises horrifyingly. Trouble is, he has no fucking idea what he's supposed to learn or find or which problem he's meant to solve to get himself out of this mess.  

    Stuck in a foreign country, in a foreign body, and in a race against time - is Gerard going to fulfill his quest before it's too late?

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    05 Jan 2018

  3. Public Bookmark 54

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    A story how Frank finds it in his heart to love cats.

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    04 Jan 2018

  4. Public Bookmark 25

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    Of all the things Gerard ever expected to come out of starting a band, Frank running a dating agency is maybe the last thing that would have occurred to him.

    Which just goes to show how much he knows.

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    03 Jan 2018

  5. Public Bookmark 18

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    Sometimes Gerard struggles with the pressures of touring. Fortunately he has a coping strategy – a skirt, a wig, some makeup and the odd night where he can sneak off and not have to be him any more. He knocks back a few drinks, gets it out of his system and they skip town in the morning.

    It's foolproof – right up until Frank and Mikey walk into the bar he's chosen for the night.

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    03 Jan 2018