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  1. Public Bookmark 74

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    “We need to talk,” Tony says with all the grave severity a seven year old is able to convey whilst dangling his feet from a desk, all while calmly observing as his heavily armed companion riffles through the pockets of an unconscious security guard.

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    5 Jul 2017

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    Didn't know I needed this until I read it

  2. Public Bookmark 68

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    Harry only wanted to get the greasiest burger he could find and relax for a few hours. He had just got off his latest assignment, so he had earned at least that much of a break, right? Wrong. Death was a slave driver. Master of Death? Most misleading title ever created.

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    3 Jul 2017

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    “I guess I should introduce myself to the mortals, yes? I am Harry James Potter. Other titles include the Boy-Who-Lived, Vanquisher-of-Voldemort, the Man-Who-Conquered, the Asshole-Who-Never-Dies, et cetera, et cetera. Master of Death is another title, though that one’s more recognized than the others, these days. It’s a straight up lie since Death never listens to a damn thing, but what can you do?”

  3. Public Bookmark 2

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    Lance FIGHTS the King???? HAMILTRON - THE FINAL BATTLE

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    20 Jun 2017

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    just propagating the madness

  4. Public Bookmark 36

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    Lance isn't sure when this started, but the fourth wall just keeps getting thinner. He's been leaning on it for a while, but something's gotta give, and let's face it:

    The fourth wall is a fragile, fragile thing.

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    20 Jun 2017

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    Breaks your brain in the best way. Poor Lance.

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    A set of unrelated one-shots in which the Alteans and Galra are continuously concerned, unnerved, and confused by the paladins. These don't necessarily take place in the same 'verse, but if you want to pretend they do, there shouldn't be much stopping you?

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    20 Jun 2017

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    This is amazing, Earth is just so effed up, and the aliens keep realizing it. Like, pretty sure the aliens think Earth is space-Australia.