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    Bruce and Clark get married, for reasons. And then they fall in love. Nope, it's not Victorian time travel! I am straight up about this.

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    19 Nov 2017

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    Batman offers Clark Kent a deal--an interview with him, in exchange for information about Superman.

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    20 Nov 2017

  3. Public Bookmark 53

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    Deadpool gasps like a maiden about to faint, complete with a hand splayed across his chest.

    "What kind of lady do you take me for?" Deadpool demands. Stiles stares until the silence oppresses him enough to open his mouth— "Everyone knows you save eye color for the third date—right after anal play."

    Stiles chokes and asks, a bit wildly, "What's a first date, then?"

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    02 Nov 2017

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    “Wanna go grab some grub? I have it on good authority there's some qual-a-tee Mexican around here.”

    Peter’s mouth drops open. “Uh, you always invite guys you just met out for lunch?”

    Deadpool laughs and leans forward. The words are muffled when he says, “Only the ones I meet in movie theaters.”

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    08 Oct 2017

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    When the Avengers had briefed him on Deadpool, they played up the Kills People for Money and Has No Real Morals angle and left out the Is Pretty Damn Funny and Charming in a Weird, Terrifying Sort of Way part.

    Or, five times they meet on rooftops plus one time they take it to the streets*

    (*with apologies to The Doobie Brothers).

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    08 Oct 2017