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    "Kane leaned to his left, trying to coax the insolent puck wide with a little body English. Then he leaned harder. Then he smacked himself on the forehead when he realized what was about to happen."

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    20 Oct 2014

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  2. Public Bookmark 89

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    In which these dudes are idiots for a while but eventually get their acts together, and Patrick's not as dumb as Jonny sometimes worries he is.

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    20 Oct 2014

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    It starts like this:

    Well, okay, Patrick has no idea how it actually starts. But as pertains to him (in other words, the important part), it goes a little something like so:

    America, being a nation composed in large part of a melting pot of immigrants who may or may not have taken over land already owned by others using less-than-savory means, doesn’t have much of a magical national identity. Much less a magical continental identity. There’s no grand heritage going back thousands of years. Magical families home-schooled all their kids until, like, the 1800’s, and tough for the muggle-born, apparently. Hopefully you got noticed by someone who knew what to do with you before you got burned at the stake. Since you probably can’t control your powers, sport.

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    20 Oct 2014

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    Jonny doesn’t plan on becoming nap buddies with Patrick, not like in that episode of Friends with Ross and Joey that Jonny has seen far too many times.

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    18 Oct 2014

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    Kaner's looking down at the kid, though, frowning. He crouches down. "Hey, kid, where are your parents?"

    The kid's bottom lip juts out and starts wobbling. Fuck, that means he's going to start crying, right?

    "Oh shi—oot, kid, don't cry," Kaner says. "I mean, if you don't know where they are, we can find 'em?"

    "Kaner," Sharpy presses. "That's Saad."

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    18 Oct 2014

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    d'aww

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    Geno scowls at him and pointedly Googles can penguins get concussions? while Sidney eats a tuna breakfast. Geno scowls harder when all of the results are about human Sidney’s concussion. (or, the one where Sidney gets turned into a penguin, and Geno's life is really hard.)

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    18 Oct 2014

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    “We have this thing that we do. When someone makes a chirp or says something that’s homophobic, we have this jar, and you have to put twenty dollars in.”

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    18 Oct 2014

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    this is the year he has to turn it around.

    (or, how kaner's mother prompted him to grow up and how he set some rules for himself.)

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    18 Oct 2014

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    Patrick knows the Blackhawks have been not-so-subtly shopping around for someone who could bond with number-three-draft-pick Jonathan Toews, but it’s still a little weird for him to be sitting down with a couple of their suits in a conference room he didn’t even know existed.

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    16 Oct 2014

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    “You weren’t answering texts.”

    Jonny glances over to where his phone is face down on the table. “Oh.”

    “But now that I’m here, and I know you were busily inspecting the carpet and staring out the window like a loner poet, I’m officially not worried at all.”

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    One week during the first round of the Stanley Cup Playoffs. Games are lost, opposing captains are concussed, feelings are recognized, TV is watched, naps are shared, games are won. In other words, it's a big week.

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    16 Oct 2014

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    “So I say, before I’m thinking through, I say am getting married,” Geno says and glances up at Sid and then back down again. “They say to American?” Geno seems reluctant to continue. Sid’s stuck on trying to figure out who Geno is marrying and why he didn’t tell Sid about it. “I say, ‘no, to Canadian.'”

    Sid makes a face. Because seriously, Sid feels like he would’ve heard if Geno was dating someone that seriously. But then again, he had no idea Geno had a kid until he was sitting in a hotel room in fucking Finland.

    “Who?” Sid finally asks when Geno seems like he’s not going to continue.

    Geno takes a deep breath and lets it out slowly. “You.”

    “Me what?” Sid asks stupidly.

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    The summer Russia invaded Ukraine and Geno had to marry Sid: a love story.

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    15 Oct 2014

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    Five minutes later, he sits back on his bed, pillow clutched triumphantly in his hands. Patrick is splayed out across his own bed, breathing hard with his hair curling out in five different directions. Jonny smugly clicks the television off with the remote, and then tosses the pillow next to him so he can climb under the sheets. Patrick sits up after a minute, tucks his hand under his chin and abruptly swipes his hand out into a point, straight at Jonny, with a glare.

    Jonny blinks, and then Patrick translates. It figures the first thing Jonny’d learn in sign language is 'fuck you'.

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    15 Oct 2014

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    Kaner the English Lit major AU.

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    15 Oct 2014

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    The last thing you want to do with the guy you've been hung up on for ages is teach him how to be decent at sex. So of course, that's exactly what Geno does. Featuring interfering Russians, thorough devirginization, and equal parts alcohol imbibing and hockey playing.

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    14 Oct 2014

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    Kaneda needs an answer, and Capa flips the coin.

    "Tails," he says.

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    13 Oct 2014

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    In which Shepard was the greatest mom, because she gave Grunt a pony.

    Only for “pony,” read “kakliosaur.” For “mom,” read “battlemaster.” And for “greatest,” read “Oh my god, who thought that was a good idea?”

    But things worked out—as they do, as they will—in the end.

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    13 Oct 2014

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    Miranda had a plan. A nice, easy plan to have it out with Jack in the comfort of her own cabin when Shepard finally stopped hovering like a worried mother hen. They would beat each other senseless. There would be insults. And it would be bloody glorious.

    But then they made it back from that one-way trip, and things changed. Miranda changed. Jack changed. And somewhere along the line, a mutual desire to bash each other’s heads in turned into something strange and very, very messy.

    And Miranda doesn’t have a plan for that.

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    13 Oct 2014

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    The first time Sid meets Geno, he isn’t Geno, he’s Evgeni Malkin, and he’s the enemy. Sid is so pumped up for the game he barely notices him. He doesn’t notice anything except hockey, and Malkin’s good, but that’s all he is.

    He feels a tinge of sadness when Canada wins, but he guesses he just feels bad. Ovechkin’s not the only one crying, and Sid isn’t so unfeeling he doesn’t have some sympathy for how it must suck to lose. He also gets a headache when he flies back home, but he’s just really overtired is all.

    He doesn’t think anything of it.

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    12 Oct 2014

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    He promised Oshie he would make the fucking audition tape, so he did. And against all fucking odds, he got a callback from a woman who sounded like even she couldn’t believe she was making the call. Because that’s Jonny’s life now.

     

    or, a Bachelor AU, where film star Patrick Kane is going on 88 Dates and Jonny goes on more than a few of them.

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    12 Oct 2014

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    The one where Sidney and Geno get drunk-married in Vegas, and the Pittsburgh Penguins go all in.

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    12 Oct 2014

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