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Snips and Snails and Fuzzy Blue Whales by leupagus, queenklu
British Actor RPF, QI RPF, British Comedian RPF
30 Jan 2012
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"He doesn't have dimples. Stephen always imagined that if this sort of thing were to happen, it would be for someone with dimples."
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"Where did you get that from?" Danny asks, hitching himself up on his elbows and making a grab for the long length of silk in Steve's hands.
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"I figured we'd be okay, I mean, I'm amazing and do you know how many women would line to have that kneeling at their feet?" Mary sighs, glaring at where Steve is, at the moment, cleaning up the debris of an over-excited ten-year-old who'd spilled her nail polish of choice all over the chair.
"I wonder if it counts as sexual harassment when it's your own brother," Danny wonders, and Mary punches him in the shoulder.
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In which no one on Five-0 wants to act out military-themed gangbang porno. Sadly.
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"Kame'e," the way I wish I'd been able to see it.
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Kono knows what Steve's idea of family really is: bullshit.
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The ridiculous things Steve will do for Grace. And Danny, too.
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Danny doesn't get to walk away.
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"Oh, what fresh hell are you," Danny sighs, leaning against the doorframe. He honest-to-Jesus doesn't have energy for anything else. Nana and Gracie are in the middle of a going-on-five-hour-long game of Monopoly, and he's rapidly losing the will to live.
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Madonna is informing her Papa that he shouldn't preach, because she's keeping her baby. Danny raises his spoon. "Sing it, sister."
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- Part 2 of Well, shit.
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Cosa Nostra: (kō'sə nō'strə) etym: Italian n. The branch of the Mafia operating in the United States. Literally, "our thing" or "this thing of ours."
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Inspired by screamlet's excellent First Date, after which leupagus hypothesized that Chris Pine was thisclose to giving it all up and going back to Berkeley to teach English literary theory. Screamlet, bless her heart, didn't call the police.
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Steve looks thin -- like he looked when they first met, actually, fresh off the plane and jet-lagged, before seventeen months of sneaking Danny’s malasadas had taken the the edge off of all his sharp angles. There’s a ratty duffel lying at his feet and a wicked-looking scar curves over his left bicep, disappearing under the sleeve of his t-shirt, skin still pink and new.
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These bitches get shit done. Alternatively - an AU where the Governor's task force is comprised of a Naval Intelligence officer, a haole detective, a disgraced officer of the law, and Kono, who doesn't know what she did to get saddled with these crazy people.
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Driven Outside and Driven In by leupagus, screamlet, waldorph
Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement (2004)
3 Dec 2010
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Five Times Nick and Mia would've totally Done It had it not been for the fact that this is a kid's movie.
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It turns out knowing that Steve's breath catches whenever you press teeth against his throat doesn't mean he can't still make you want to murder him whenever he launches himself off a roof in pursuit of a suspect or decides there's not enough time to put on his vest before busting into a meth lab and beating people up.
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Catherine and Steve are plotting, or maybe it's Catherine and Danny. Catherine's DEFINITELY plotting, is the main thing.
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Five People Who Realized Catherine Is Fucking Awesome (and one person who already knew) by leupagus
Hawaii Five-0 (2010)
29 Oct 2010
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You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in command.
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After the signing of the Declaration, Franklin challenges Jefferson to a drinking contest. The result is predictable to everyone but Jefferson.