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IT'S NOT A SWAN.



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    Write fanfic, they said. It will be fun, they said. People will read your stuff, they said. ARGH WHY ARE YOU TURNING EVERYBODY INTO A CAT, they said.

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    Female focused or point-of-view Person of Interest podfics.

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    Thorin and his Queen, after the recovery of Erebor.

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    It was the middle of an autumn downpour when Tobias first met Henry Silver. Midsummer had come and gone, and the wood was quiet.

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    01 Oct 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    SO GREAT. I loved everyone and everything in this story; and Mrs. Silver was a delight and a triumph of good storytelling all on her own. A thousand kudos wouldn't be enough for this.

  2. Rec 37

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    In which Rey and Luke kill some time in a cantina waiting for Luke's mystery contact. Wild stories ensue.

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    25 Jun 2016

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Luke and Rey at a cantina, listening in (and adding to) the stories of that weird Jedi guy Skywalker. Incredibly good Rey POV.

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    They make it to a safehouse.

    Sam thinks, hopes it’s a safehouse. Steve bullies him through the front door, so all Sam can catch in a bid to take in as much of the landscape and escape routes as possible (because fuck if Sam is letting himself get caught again. His wrists are still red and tender, and there’s a bruise that takes up the expanse of his left side that Steve will never, ever know about) is winding roads, lush, green grass and tulips of all things growing at the end of long, never-ending stalks.

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    01 Jun 2016

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Any story where Sam plans on yelling at Steve *after* he gets a blowjob is a great story, but even if this story didn't have that crucial element it would still be a great story.

  4. Public Bookmark 73

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    WW2!AU. Poe Dameron, the RAF's most daring pilot, is reassigned by Princess Leia to Dacre Airfield to serve as captain for a ragtag crew — including his new navigator, HRH Luke Skywalker.

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    02 May 2016

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    “Fuck you,” Leia says. “Who said anything about getting married? Did Luke say anything about getting married?”

    “Luke is not involved,” Luke says, not looking up.

    “Hey, Luke is not involved,” Han says, pointing at her. She’s going to bite his finger off, then they’ll see how much pointing he can do with it. “This is about you and me, princess.”

    “There’s not going to be a you and me,” Leia says. “I’m going to have this baby with C-3PO.”

    C-3PO says, “Madam,” tremulous.

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    27 Apr 2016

    Bookmarker's Notes

    READ THIS IF YOU WANT TO BE HAPPY EVER