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  1. Public Bookmark 72

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    When you’ve done something embarrassing, it’s often best to face up to it gradually. Bit by bit. That was the approach Armitage Hux took. Although to be quite accurate, it was not a deliberate approach, more a case of how things eventually panned out.

    This is a story told in fragments, long and short, of how a ridiculous, self-important, stand-offish little nerd finds his awful trashy goth prince.

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    13 Sep 2017

  2. Public Bookmark 40

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    For the Kylux Hard Kinks Prompt: 'Instead of going to medbay Kylo goes to Hux whenever he gets something stuck in his ass.'

    “I’m not trying to have sex with you.” Ren turned around, bracing himself once more on the chair.

    “You say that," Hux objected, "but you’re pulling your underwear down and assuming a very popular position.”

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    31 Aug 2017

  3. Public Bookmark 31

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    Having recently ascended to the rank of General, Hux tours a bleak, icy planet which his mysterious companion, the newly-made Master of the Knights of Ren, says is rich in kyber ore. Hux slips, and then, keeps falling.

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    29 Jun 2017

  4. Public Bookmark 38

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    “It’ll probably go away on its own,” said Ren, helping himself to another piece of toast in the officers’ mess.

    “No, it will not go away on its own, Ren,” Hux hissed, gripping his fork menacingly. “You are going to make it go away! This is your fault!”

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    09 Jan 2017

  5. Public Bookmark 98

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    SLUTTY FEISTY GINGER TWINK VIRGIN ANNIHILATION

    or: Kylo Ren, alias Lord Ten Inches, is an amateur pornstar filming himself and the clients of his devirgining service for the internet and his geriatric neighbors.

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    21 Nov 2016

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