18 Bookmarks by let2gotwoapplebee2
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You're really not sure how to tell your almost-boyfriend exactly what it is you do for a living.
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- Part 2 of Dirty Little Strider
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31 Jul 2012
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Ever since the incident back in middle school, Dave hardly talks to anyone. But John and the others aren't about to let that stop them, whether Dave likes it or not.
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29 Mar 2012
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Fastpuck's coolJohnAU
Cutie patooties
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From the kink meme:
"so my idea, it's years after the game john can be anywhere from oh 17-23. for some odd reason he needs will be in texas for an undetermined amount of time and can't afford a hotel or renting his own place so dave suggests he stays at bro/daves apartment.
no instant 'in lust' sex(fantasizing or UST is fine), must be built up as they actually learn about each other instead of what they know from dave. feel free to put in random 'odd couple' shenanigans as they get use to living together."Series
- Part 1 of Don't Point that Fingerverse
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29 Feb 2012
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There's nothing more terrifying than falling for the only thing you have.
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3 Feb 2012
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arhiovh ovfh8yo0 ab SolKat precious babbus
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15 Jan 2012
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The internet is a huge place which connects people from all over the world. But sometimes, the world itself is smaller than you think. Even more when the guy you met online is the DJ of that bar in the corner.
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9 Jan 2012
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Troll growth cycles are a miracle of nature. That is, they occur spontaneously and are a potential danger to the life and nerves of all involved. Dave learns about this and about the phenomena of the ravenous lisping werebeast the hard way(there is no easy way), and Sollux experiences the power of mashups.
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Sexuality isn't as black and white as it seems, and John's beginning to figure it out. ((I already posted this, but I accidentally deleted it because I'm stupid. WHOOPS))
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In an alternate universe where trolls and humans coexist on Earth, sixteen students must contend with such daunting prospects as teen romance, malicious books, frogs, possibly an apocalypse, and the cut-throat world of school sports. Also, everybody is a wizard.
Rated PG for mild peril and fantasy spiders.
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Your name is Dave Strider and you are 26 years old.
You have just gotten engaged.
The problem being that you have just gotten engaged to your best male friend in a furious fit of stupidity, champagne, one-upmanship and a weird warm-glowy feeling that occasionally (or more than occasionally) rolls around in the pit of your stomach and makes you act like a moron. You have, over the past 13 years and much careful experimentation, dubbed this “The Egbert Effect”.
You would like to state, for the record, that you are definitely, completely and 100% NOT A HOMOSEXUAL.
As Bro carefully describes to you what, as the DJ, he’s going to play at the reception (almost entirely a medley of Nicki Minaj and Ke$ha), you carefully nurse a Rock Star and vodka like a 16 year old girl who just popped her cherry at prom and try to figure out what the fuck happened over the past decade or so to land you in this mess.
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24 Dec 2011
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THE John/Dave fic. Everyone else can just go home.
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Bro goes deathly silent when you tell him of your resolve to ‘court’ Egbert; leaving out the bit about the ironic implications. Bro is simply the best there is, and to try and delineate how and why you and Egbert being faux-boyfriends is massively impressive on the irony scale would be insulting to your brother’s intelligence.
You don’t notice something sailing through the air towards you until it has nearly impacted. Your first thought is Strife—come at me bro, I’ve got my shitty katana right over here, but—
It’s not a sword.
It’s a fist.
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19 Dec 2011
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dave striders journal alternatively titled why do i listen to my sister alternatively titled how do i hold all these feels alternatively titled god dammit by radicalnothing
Homestuck
2 Dec 2011
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"and you never guessed/the one you loved best/to draw always drew/pictures of you/undressed." A fairly plotless accumulation of pornographic pennings, courtesy of one Dave Strider.
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6 Dec 2011
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Pardon me while I die. Delightful/fantastic/wonderfully executed john/dave. watch for part two.
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Dave is under the influence of a condition known as He's Got It Bad For His Best Friend. He enacts a cunning plan to show John that sexuality is not divided into homosexual and not a homosexual. Sexytimes are on the horizon but Dave is in it for the long haul.
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24 Nov 2011
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Trolls are servants. They are things, things which do not talk unless spoken to and do not question what is asked of them. They are monsters. They are not human, and they will never be.
This is what Dave Strider, Prince of Derse, has always been told.
This is what John Egbert, Heir of Prospit, does not believe.
Neither of them are discreet with their opinions. Both of them will pay for it.
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24 Nov 2011
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The Sufferer gets a second chance.
(Now with fanarts and a soundtrack!)
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20 Nov 2011
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Once there was a prompt on the kinkmeme for a single father Dave fic and someone started filling it and then someone else filled it and they were both really good, but I liked the concept going in the uncompleted one and kind of wanted to go for something similar, but I wanted single father John instead because blah. Anyway yes that's what it is, other characters may enter.
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20 Nov 2011
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He's there, again the kid with the thick rimmed glasses and the dorky teeth. He comes every Wednesday and only on Wednesday and he always sits in the same seat-- towards the back in the left corner, just out of the light from the stage.
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20 Nov 2011
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Sollux Captor, a 22 year old living with his best friend in an apartment, works as a sound technician for a very strict boss, Dave Strider. Said boss happens to be deliciously sexy, but kind of a douche.
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- Part 1 of Technically
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20 Nov 2011