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    Sam thought he got free of this shit when he retired. Bucky could have told him better.

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    steve rogers: captain america. dirty rotten cheating cheater that cheats like a cheater.

    tony stark: iron man. biggest whiny baby at losing at prime/not prime.

    together, they drive sam wilson crazier.

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    translation。翻译。

    Steve举手:“那时候你在哪儿呢?”他看上去有点怕听到回答。

    “我正他妈的在地上匍匐前进,希望有谁违法藏了把枪进来能借我用一下,还得小心避开拐杖和氧气罐。那地面,从禁烟令之前就没人拖过!哦,我还一直想着,等到时候警察看见满屋子老兵、一个黑人拿着枪的时候会干出点啥。”

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    中文
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    "There's no way even Steve's subconscious is screwed up enough to come up with 'and then I went shopping for a ring to marry my best friend with Howard Stark's son's ladyfriend helping me pick one out at Tiffany's while Howard Stark's son lurked behind us pretending not to be deeply interested in the proceedings'."

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    "Bucky knows it's going to be a bad one when Steve wakes up again, lifts his head up from the side of Bucky's fancy electric hospital bed, and says, "Now don't get mad until I explain."

    His voice has the tone that had meant he'd got into another fight and had two black eyes, or found a HYDRA nest and accidentally forgotten to tell Bucky or the other Howlies that he was going in to clear it out, or that he'd met a stray dog on the way home from the store and given it his share of meat for supper and was planning to eat boiled potatoes and stale bread, while expecting Bucky to eat his own share of the meat as if it didn't choke him."

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    5
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    4
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    833
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    By that Sam actually meant Steve was a super-perfectionist asshole who was very upset that he couldn't bake for shit and had once been defeated by "anybody can make these -- Clint can make these" cookies and spent a week sulking about it.

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    Super short scenes and drabbles from the Sam Doesn't Deserve These Assholes series. Mostly things that don't quite work with the larger stories but are more-or-less complete as they stand. Some scenes may show up in later stories! WE JUST DON'T KNOW.

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    English
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    199
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    24
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    Q: What do you call a brunet and a redhead in a room full of blonds?

    A: All the brains in the room.

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    9/9
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    there was no way Kate Bishop meeting Bucky Barnes was going to go well for anybody, except maybe the dog.

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    SO OMG YOU GUYS I had like three days off because of this fucking flu thing going around and then I had my weekend, and I barely could move from the bed, even to the couch, so I lay there miserably and marathoned Kamen Rider AMERICA. IT IS SO GOOD YOU GUYS. SERIOUSLY.

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    bucky and peggy's first meeting in seventy odd years goes approximately as well as you might expect.

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    When he took the pile of Tupperware into the kitchen, he almost stumbled over Barton's dog, who was lying in the middle of the kitchen with the expression of a martyr and the fart-aura of a minor nuclear weapon. He looked up at Sam and rolled over to expose his half-bald, stinky stomach, and Sam said, "What the hell."

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    lysapadin asked:

    What are Sam and his two pet assholes up to on Turkey Day?

    I'M GLAD YOU ASKED, BRO.

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    He must doze off sitting up, because the next thing he knows there's a big hand cupping his face with gentle care and Steve's voice crooning, "Bucky, Bucky, hey, Buck."

    He blinks once, twice, and Steve's face resolves itself in front of him. Even his face is different.

    "Stevie, what did you do to yourself?" he says.

    "It's a long story," says Steve.

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    "A scrap I had started of Bucky vs modern Halloween, which I don't think I'm going to finish but does feature Steve's Horrible Childhood Reminisces that I thought were pretty funny anyway. Also, Jodi! Very briefly."

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    English
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    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    28
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    "Bucky takes baby steps out into the world. Sam's pretty proud of him."

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    "Steve held up a hand. "Where were you during this?" he said, like he was a little afraid of the answer.

    "Crawling my god damn way across a floor that hadn't seen a mop since before the smoking ban, trying not to knock over walkers or oxygen tanks, hoping to fuck I could borrow someone's illegal concealed carry firearm, and imagining what the officer was gonna say about the black guy with the gun in a room full of veterans," said Sam."

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    3
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    31
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    "It's that day of the year again and it never gets easier for Sam."

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    "Sam's sister is the worst. He can't just drop everything and babysit his niece. What if something happens?"

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    "Bucky's face hadn't changed, but Steve's jaw was sticking out at a angle best described as 'mulish'.

    "Okay," said Sam, taking a fortifying drink of his coffee. "You guys gonna use words any time soon, or do I tattle to Nat?""

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    Language:
    English
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    42
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    1/1
    Kudos:
    31
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