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Derek had a family, you know. They had traditions. He didn't just spring out of some sinkhole of the Preserve, leather jacketed. The others can just stop giving him that look.
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Logically Derek's not directly responsible for some idiot buttwipe waking up one morning and deciding they ought to summon a lich, but logic, as Stiles is always telling him, is not exactly Derek's strong point.
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John buys cupcakes on Wednesday. He hasn't had one for a couple five years, but why not? he thinks.
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“If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.” -Mark Twain
"John doesn't obey me, Detective, " says Harold. "He sometimes agrees with me, however."Series
- Part 14 of HAIRBALLER
- Part 8 of you gotta have hobbies, I guess
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Harold doesn't celebrate his birthday and he's perfectly happy that way.
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[Podfic] logistical variables in caretaking of immature felines: a case study by lazulisong, sisi_rambles
The Avengers (2012), Marvel Cinematic Universe
21 Mar 2013
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"It's a kitten isn't it," said Tony, staring from a safe distance. "It's multiple infant cats!"
"Tony, your powers of observation continually amaze me," said Bruce.
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[Podfic] someone’s gonna pay for this by lazulisong, sisi_rambles
The Avengers (2012), Marvel Cinematic Universe
18 Mar 2013
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Steve as a cat.
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"You're all ... glowy," says Carter, suspicious.
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"His dad is probably going to tell Stiles not to hang out with us," says Boyd, taking a sip of his Coke.
Isaac gives Derek an utterly betrayed look, and Erica glares at him. "I told you not to wear those sunglasses!" she hisses.
"What if Stiles can't hang out with us any more?" says Isaac wretchedly. "What if Scott doesn't want to hang out with us because --"
"I said those were pedophile sunglasses!" says Erica, in a quiet, piercing whisper that makes Derek's ears hurt.
Boyd continues eating his gyro, which he has laid out on a plate like a salad on a piece of flatbread, methodically picking out the tomatoes, feta and lamb and laying them to the side to eat after the lettuce. Boyd would eat his gyro if there was a bomb going off.
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"We could ask Peter," says Stiles reluctantly.
"Peter told Erica the Solstice Queen appeared at sunrise on a white wolf and left presents," says Lydia. "And he told Boyd that if he didn't go to church for the midnight service the Christ Child wasn't going to leave him anything."
"I guess the two aren't mutually exclusive," says Stiles.
"He told Isaac that Santa only drank Portland microbrews," says Lydia.
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- Part 3 of cats vs werewolves
- Part 13 of HAIRBALLER
- Part 1 of Twelve Days 2012
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The cold here isn't good for Marcus's leg.
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he likes a boy in uniform by lazulisong
Captain America, The Avengers (2012), Marvel Cinematic Universe
19 Dec 2012
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Bucky's always been better than Steve at things like this; at pulling his collar just so and making his tie sit right. Bucky always looks sharp, a real dapper dresser.
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Gift giving, his father said, looking shifty, was nearly logical; it built obligation and showed due appreciation for previous favors. In that spirit, Sarek had prepared a small gift for both his wife and his son. Because it was traditional on his wife's planet, after all.
"Never mind, darling," said Amanda to Spock, privately, "it makes him feel better."
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- Part 3 of Fat Bill
- Part 12 of HAIRBALLER
- Part 7 of you gotta have hobbies, I guess
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"If I starve to death, my dad's gonna be pissed off," he tells the ceiling. "Wait, what am I talking about, if I starve to death, so do the cats. Do you hear that, cats? I can't feed you unless you assholes get up."
"Really?" says Boyd wistfully.
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- Part 11 of HAIRBALLER
- Part 2 of cats vs werewolves
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Origin Story by lazulisong for waketosleep
Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Main Video Game Series)
4 Nov 2012
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Jim has a couple different lies he likes to tell about how he got his Jolteon, depending on his audience.
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Stiles has the best worst ideas, or so he thinks. Derek isn't so sure about that.
Stiles dresses up as a werewolf, Derek dresses like Red Riding Hood, NOTHING ends in tears.
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Like, okay, for once freaky stuff was happening and it wasn't directly Stiles' or Derek's fault.
Peter, on the other hand, has some serious groveling to do.
Also, cats really hate werewolves.
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- Part 8 of It was late, and Meg was very tired
- Part 2 of cotton candy bingo
- Part 9 of HAIRBALLER
- Part 1 of cats vs werewolves
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Fucking around the internet is what Stiles does best, okay.
For the prompt: Stiles has been fucking around on Adiago teas, thinking no one will come across his jokes.
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- Part 7 of It was late, and Meg was very tired
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The darkest time of the year.
This is a canon-divergent fic I wrote ... eight years ago? or so ? and finally got around to posting here. It's held up pretty well, I think.
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Cotton Candy Bingo square: "sleeping together, non-sexual"
So of the available options, Stiles is gonna go for the one where he's not driving in the rainy dark to an empty house. Even if the option does smell like wet dog.
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- Part 1 of cotton candy bingo