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    By that Sam actually meant Steve was a super-perfectionist asshole who was very upset that he couldn't bake for shit and had once been defeated by "anybody can make these -- Clint can make these" cookies and spent a week sulking about it.

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    English
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    1/1
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    1
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    50
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    Super short scenes and drabbles from the Sam Doesn't Deserve These Assholes series. Mostly things that don't quite work with the larger stories but are more-or-less complete as they stand. Some scenes may show up in later stories! WE JUST DON'T KNOW.

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    English
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    199
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    1/?
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    242
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    Q: What do you call a brunet and a redhead in a room full of blonds?

    A: All the brains in the room.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    9/9
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    269
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    1181
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    106
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    there was no way Kate Bishop meeting Bucky Barnes was going to go well for anybody, except maybe the dog.

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    English
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    1/1
    Comments:
    41
    Kudos:
    565
    Bookmarks:
    37
    Hits:
    3443
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    SO OMG YOU GUYS I had like three days off because of this fucking flu thing going around and then I had my weekend, and I barely could move from the bed, even to the couch, so I lay there miserably and marathoned Kamen Rider AMERICA. IT IS SO GOOD YOU GUYS. SERIOUSLY.

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    English
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    1,396
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    53
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    944
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    bucky and peggy's first meeting in seventy odd years goes approximately as well as you might expect.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    61
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    1135
    Bookmarks:
    76
    Hits:
    7533
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    When he took the pile of Tupperware into the kitchen, he almost stumbled over Barton's dog, who was lying in the middle of the kitchen with the expression of a martyr and the fart-aura of a minor nuclear weapon. He looked up at Sam and rolled over to expose his half-bald, stinky stomach, and Sam said, "What the hell."

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    English
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    1,154
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    638
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    6154
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    lysapadin asked:

    What are Sam and his two pet assholes up to on Turkey Day?

    I'M GLAD YOU ASKED, BRO.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    636
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    488
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    6613
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    He must doze off sitting up, because the next thing he knows there's a big hand cupping his face with gentle care and Steve's voice crooning, "Bucky, Bucky, hey, Buck."

    He blinks once, twice, and Steve's face resolves itself in front of him. Even his face is different.

    "Stevie, what did you do to yourself?" he says.

    "It's a long story," says Steve.

    Language:
    English
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    2,200
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    587
    Bookmarks:
    65
    Hits:
    4529
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    "A scrap I had started of Bucky vs modern Halloween, which I don't think I'm going to finish but does feature Steve's Horrible Childhood Reminisces that I thought were pretty funny anyway. Also, Jodi! Very briefly."

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    41
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    26
    Hits:
    665
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    "Bucky takes baby steps out into the world. Sam's pretty proud of him."

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    English
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    38
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    1/1
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    29
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    "Steve held up a hand. "Where were you during this?" he said, like he was a little afraid of the answer.

    "Crawling my god damn way across a floor that hadn't seen a mop since before the smoking ban, trying not to knock over walkers or oxygen tanks, hoping to fuck I could borrow someone's illegal concealed carry firearm, and imagining what the officer was gonna say about the black guy with the gun in a room full of veterans," said Sam."

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    English
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    43
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    28
    Hits:
    584
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    "It's that day of the year again and it never gets easier for Sam."

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    Language:
    English
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    30
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    24
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    466
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    "Sam's sister is the worst. He can't just drop everything and babysit his niece. What if something happens?"

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    English
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    39
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    1/1
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    602
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    "Bucky's face hadn't changed, but Steve's jaw was sticking out at a angle best described as 'mulish'.

    "Okay," said Sam, taking a fortifying drink of his coffee. "You guys gonna use words any time soon, or do I tattle to Nat?""

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    English
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    42
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    29
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    "The screen blipped and the person reappeared, now clutching a large Ragdoll cat who was purring even as the human muffled another scream in it's fur. "Omigod. Omigod. I'm calm. I'm calm. GUYS. So you remember how I said I hoped you'd send in reaction vids to the hairstyle tutorials? I think Captain America just sent me one, oh my fucking God." They squeezed the cat tightly enough that it let out a mildly protesting squeak. "OH GOD, Roadkill, I'm so sorry, Mommy's so excited right now." They let go of the cat and it sort of flowed into a puddle between them and the camera. "Okay. Okay. Roll video."

    Sam paused the video long enough to break out the ginger ale and vodka."

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    62
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1281
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    swan song: Steve Rogers is not a werewolf, and Sam is a little jealous.

    nesting for beginners: "Well, Sam," said Steve seriously, "When one swan takes a shine to another swan, sometimes they decide to build a nest. And then they do a very special dance. And then in a little while, one of them lays eggs! And the two of them take care of the eggs and in a little while, the eggs hatch and they have babies! It's the miracle of life, Sam."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    56
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    677
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    A scrap I had started of Bucky vs modern Halloween, which I don't think I'm going to finish but does feature Steve's Horrible Childhood Reminisces that I thought were pretty funny anyway. Also, Jodi! Very briefly.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,014
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    655
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    7272
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    Bucky takes baby steps out into the world. Sam's pretty proud of him.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,397
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    48
    Kudos:
    1127
    Bookmarks:
    71
    Hits:
    9179
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    A blond and a brunette walk into a bar. It's not the first time it's happened, and it definitely won't be the last.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,425
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    76
    Kudos:
    1187
    Bookmarks:
    217
    Hits:
    15094

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