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    BASICALLY Q turns everybody into a coffee shop in the holodeck and I don't care that holodecks aren't in TOS or AOS, your mom isn't in TOS or AOS either.

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    English
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    425
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
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    53
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    849
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    how the cat named Cat and Natasha met

    Series
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    English
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    1/1
    Comments:
    21
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    465
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    15
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    3334
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    Gaby had put her foot down, and even Illya understood that when Gaby's foot was planted, it was not for mere mortals as themselves to move it.

    Language:
    English
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    883
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    35
    Kudos:
    406
    Bookmarks:
    60
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    3146
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    Harry finds a puppy, and Merlin knows exactly how this is going to go.

    Language:
    English
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    523
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    30
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    423
    Bookmarks:
    49
    Hits:
    3826
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    "They think you paid me to be here," hisses Eggsy.

    Harry stares at him. "I made your favorite dinner and I have to let your wretched beast sleep on the bed for a month," he says flatly.

    "No, they think you paid me to be here," says Eggsy.

    "My dear boy," says Harry, "do you think all these third wives married my classmates out of the purity of their affections?"

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    English
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    9,240
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    211
    Kudos:
    2560
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    515
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    35579
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    Bucky loves cats, which, on mature consideration, Sam's not surprised by at all.

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    English
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    295
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    39
    Kudos:
    668
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    8410
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    Harry is too old and too frightening to force to dance with infants just out of the schoolroom; he bows and makes his pretty to Lady Triffleston and moves toward Unwin. He's distracted once or twice by people greeting him, but he keeps an eye on Unwin and sees the moment when Unwin realizes that Harry is in the room and drifting toward him. The boy's head snaps up and his eyes widen. Harry's too far away to see the way his lashes flutter as he blinks rapidly -- once -- twice -- and looks around for a way to escape.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    2,070
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    73
    Kudos:
    711
    Bookmarks:
    91
    Hits:
    8959
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    "Bruv, I don't know what you're thinking, but I ain't going to do it," Eggsy tells him.

    "A pity," says Merlin, sighing. "Half the trouble I have is convincing the rotten little beasts to keep their knots to themselves."

    Eggsy can't even argue. Alphas are the worst.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,224
    Chapters:
    2/5
    Comments:
    141
    Kudos:
    1595
    Bookmarks:
    383
    Hits:
    18208
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    Steve genuinely doesn't know what's worse: that someone had recorded what cologne he had worn on the possibly three occasions he had bothered to wear it, or that a company thought it would be profitable to specially manufacture a supply of it for him.

    It's not that he doesn't appreciate the gesture. It's more that it reminds him of everything he lost in the ice.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    38
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1983
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    Sam thought he got free of this shit when he retired. Bucky could have told him better.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,056
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    89
    Kudos:
    1713
    Bookmarks:
    130
    Hits:
    16804
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    steve rogers: captain america. dirty rotten cheating cheater that cheats like a cheater.

    tony stark: iron man. biggest whiny baby at losing at prime/not prime.

    together, they drive sam wilson crazier.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,730
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    38
    Kudos:
    983
    Bookmarks:
    36
    Hits:
    12343
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    translation。翻译。

    Steve举手:“那时候你在哪儿呢?”他看上去有点怕听到回答。

    “我正他妈的在地上匍匐前进,希望有谁违法藏了把枪进来能借我用一下,还得小心避开拐杖和氧气罐。那地面,从禁烟令之前就没人拖过!哦,我还一直想着,等到时候警察看见满屋子老兵、一个黑人拿着枪的时候会干出点啥。”

    Language:
    中文
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    178
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    189
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    "There's no way even Steve's subconscious is screwed up enough to come up with 'and then I went shopping for a ring to marry my best friend with Howard Stark's son's ladyfriend helping me pick one out at Tiffany's while Howard Stark's son lurked behind us pretending not to be deeply interested in the proceedings'."

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    49
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1297
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    "Bucky knows it's going to be a bad one when Steve wakes up again, lifts his head up from the side of Bucky's fancy electric hospital bed, and says, "Now don't get mad until I explain."

    His voice has the tone that had meant he'd got into another fight and had two black eyes, or found a HYDRA nest and accidentally forgotten to tell Bucky or the other Howlies that he was going in to clear it out, or that he'd met a stray dog on the way home from the store and given it his share of meat for supper and was planning to eat boiled potatoes and stale bread, while expecting Bucky to eat his own share of the meat as if it didn't choke him."

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    48
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    62
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1851
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    By that Sam actually meant Steve was a super-perfectionist asshole who was very upset that he couldn't bake for shit and had once been defeated by "anybody can make these -- Clint can make these" cookies and spent a week sulking about it.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,110
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    66
    Kudos:
    1257
    Bookmarks:
    57
    Hits:
    11690
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    Super short scenes and drabbles from the Sam Doesn't Deserve These Assholes series. Mostly things that don't quite work with the larger stories but are more-or-less complete as they stand. Some scenes may show up in later stories! WE JUST DON'T KNOW.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    199
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    650
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    9503
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    Q: What do you call a brunet and a redhead in a room full of blonds?

    A: All the brains in the room.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,232
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    290
    Kudos:
    1612
    Bookmarks:
    162
    Hits:
    23396
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    there was no way Kate Bishop meeting Bucky Barnes was going to go well for anybody, except maybe the dog.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,058
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    49
    Kudos:
    993
    Bookmarks:
    69
    Hits:
    8206
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    SO OMG YOU GUYS I had like three days off because of this fucking flu thing going around and then I had my weekend, and I barely could move from the bed, even to the couch, so I lay there miserably and marathoned Kamen Rider AMERICA. IT IS SO GOOD YOU GUYS. SERIOUSLY.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,396
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1288
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    bucky and peggy's first meeting in seventy odd years goes approximately as well as you might expect.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,796
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    73
    Kudos:
    1917
    Bookmarks:
    120
    Hits:
    16945

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