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    So this one time Autumn (Sybilina) suggested that it would be a fun exercise to make a big list of tropes and write them, and I was like 'heck yes'.

    EDIT: we are slow as heck but this is still a tropey thing

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    All fics are standalone, except for a few running jokes

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    Draco Malfoy has been missing for three years. Harry is assigned the cold case and finds himself slowly falling in love with the memories he collects.

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    03 Jun 2017

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    It's considered proper etiquette to tell someone you're a porn star before you sleep with them.

    Someone should've told Shiro.

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    02 Oct 2016

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    “Shiro, I fucked up,” Keith blurted, wringing his hands.

    Shiro paused mid-punch, shooting him a quizzical look. “What? What happened?”

    “I think,” Keith whispered, “I think I accidentally roofied Lance. With my dick.”

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    26 Sep 2016

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    Five times Lance used a pet name for Keith, and one time Keith used one for Lance.

    Keith has no basis for having a relationship with someone, so he's trying to follow Lance's lead.

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    26 Sep 2016

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    "So like in 'Step Up'?"
    Allura shrugs. "Now that you put it like that - yes. I guess it's just like in 'Step Up'."
    The smile that she sends Shiro's way - followed by a shy wave, eugh - is sickening to say the least, and Lance still doesn't believe in dance camps.

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    Lance McClain's dancing career begins and ends with Keith.

    Keith just wants to find out what Lance's deal is.

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    26 Sep 2016

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