ladyofshallnot
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Your name is ROSE LALONDE and you are a PARANORMAL INVESTIGATOR armed with the usual assortment of QUIPPY SIDEKICKS, SNARKY VAMPIRIC SUITOR, DISTURBING VISIONS, and even your own TELEVISION SHOW. The only things you lack are a TRAMP STAMP and a CHANCE FOR SURVIVAL.
Roll tape.
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Karkat is failing programming, English 101, and laundry. John can smell weakness, and like the best palhoncho he attacks weakness with friendship, relentless and obnoxious friendship. He has, however, delegated all of the butt touching to Jade and Dave.
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Dave never asked to be part of the Brady Bunch. This whole 'normal' thing is harshing his groove, really getting his non-ironic goat. John, of course, is delighted. (Post-game slice of life fic, cheerfully assumes a happy ending.)