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    Once a year, John envies omega and beta women their easy-access plumbing.

    No, really. Fuck whatever evolutionary mechanism decided to forego an external aperture for the male vagina.

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    24 Aug 2012

  2. Rec *

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    Mummy Holmes arranges a marriage for Sherlock. Since Sherlock refuses to meet anyone properly, she must go to one of the breeding camps where older omegas are kept. She finds John Watson. Sherlock and John get along fine, but Sherlock refuses to marry and breed. Mummy decides that John should marry and breed with Mycroft if Sherlock doesn't want to. Sherlock is not happy at all. Thus, a p0rny, case-ficky, dark comedy.

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    19 Aug 2012

  3. Rec 62

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    Sherlock proposes. John thinks the whole idea is ludicrous.

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    9 Jul 2012

  4. Rec *

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    This is the fic where I said 'in the BDSM world AU Sherlock would totally make John strip for him. And kneel. And ... do other stuff.' and then I realized I couldn't write sex. And velvet_mace said she could write sex and yes. Yes she can. So we wrote this. Its porn with plot. Over 16,000 words of porn! and much less of plot.

    "Sherlock pressed his finger on the keypad and ran a critical eye over the hotel room after the door unlocked and opened."

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    1 Jul 2012

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