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“You’re not 007,” says the henchman, clad tip-to-toe in black, head cocked in confusion.
“Unfortunately, I am,” says Q. “And believe me, I’m much more put out by it than you are.”
When James Bond goes missing and is presumed dead yet again, the only person MI6 deems suitable to take his place is the man responsible for planning all of his outstanding missions: Q. Entirely against his will, Q finds himself thrown into active service as the new 007. Much to everyone's surprise, not least Q's, he turns out to be a natural. He might even be a better 007 than Bond ever was.
And Bond's not going to stand for that.
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The Curse of the Deserted Heart: A Tantalising Tale of Love and Adventure Amidst the Dunes of the Lost City That Will Thrill, Chill and Delight You! by kyaticlikestea
Fandoms: The Mummy Series, The Mummy (1999), The Mummy (Movies 1999-2008)
20 Apr 2023
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“Jonathan,” says Evy, walking straight into his living room without so much as a hello and standing directly in front of him. Her voice is saccharine, so sugary that it puts Jonathan’s teeth on edge. “Did you happen to become a bestselling author while Rick and I were in Luxor over summer?”
Jonathan clears his throat, sinks a little lower in his armchair, and lifts yesterday’s edition of The Egyptian Gazette higher, obscuring the blush he knows he can’t control.
“I have no idea how I’m supposed to answer that, dear sister,” he replies, “seeing as I have absolutely no idea what the current bestselling novels are.”
When Jonathan writes an adventure—definitely not a romance, thank you—novel based on the whole Imhotep debacle, he doesn't expect it to become the bestselling pulp sensation of the decade. With hindsight, perhaps he should have made some of the real life parallels less obvious, especially when it comes to the dashing romantic lead, Abir Rey.
Thankfully, there are no bookshops in the desert, so the chances of Ardeth reading it are blessedly slim.
Probably.
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Best Laid Plans by kyaticlikestea for Agent_Phyllis
Fandoms: The Mummy Series, The Mummy (1999), The Mummy Returns (2001)
05 Sep 2020
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Rick snorts. “They’re not that bad.”
Wordlessly, Evy looks back over at Jonathan and Ardeth.
“If you think about it, I'm doing them a favour. Jewellery never looks quite right on dead people,” Jonathan is saying, flicking his wrist in comic disdain. A drop of whisky lurches forcefully from his glass and lands on Ardeth’s thigh, and Jonathan leans forward to pat it dry with his jacket sleeve. “Terribly sorry, old boy. I get a bit animated after a finger or two of the good stuff.”
Ardeth’s eyes are very, very wide indeed.
“Jesus, you’re right,” says Rick.
After 20 years of being subjected to more yearning than any sister should ever have to witness, Evy decides that enough's enough.
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Sharon, Immortal Ferryman of the Dead by kyaticlikestea
Fandoms: Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
19 Jul 2020
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It had only been a week, thought Hades. One sodding week. And really, wasn’t that just the kicker? He’d had the gall—no, the audacity—to take one whole week off work, and this was what he got in return. Seven days of sunning himself in the Bahamas, trying to take his mind off the constant wails of the dead, and this was the price. A golden tan that would be the envy of Zeus and Aphrodite for weeks to come, and this.
The woman cleared her throat, shifting her weight in the boat so that it rocked on the river Styx in an ominous manner.
“That’ll be one coin, love,” she said.
Hades comes home from his holidays to find that Persephone has hired a new psychopomp. It's super.
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Eddie Kaspbrak, Office Uncle Extraordinaire by kyaticlikestea
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti)
14 Jul 2020
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Eddie has a surprising amount of muscle definition going on in the forearm region. Jamie has witnessed, on four separate occasions, someone do a double take at Eddie’s forearm. Karen from HR still bears the nickname ‘Mugbreaker’ after Eddie turned the corner near her office, coming face to face with her just as he rubbed a hand through the hair at the nape of his neck, exposing the wiry flex of muscle between wrist and elbow, and Karen famously dropped a cup of coffee all over the floor. Ergo, either Eddie goes to the gym, or he’s on steroids.
Eddie is the kind of man who keeps a makeshift itemised medicine cabinet in his third desk drawer, with a padlock on the handle, the key for which he keeps in the inside pocket of his suit jacket, and who administers a library style check-out system of medication whenever anyone asks for a Paracetamol.
Eddie is probably not on steroids.
Eddie's coworker finally convinces him to bring his elusive spouse to an office party. It goes about as well as you might expect, which is to say spectacularly.
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Richie Tozier is famous and loves his boyfriend, OK by kyaticlikestea
Fandom: IT (Movies - Muschietti)
07 Mar 2020
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It's not Richie's fault that he talks about his boyfriend a lot.
OK, it is. But that doesn't mean he's about to stop any time soon.
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The one where Mickey accidentally becomes a wedding planner to the 1%.
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When you live in a house full of suspiciously muscular superheroes, sometimes you end up learning things about them like how the hell they take their coffee and what they watch on TV. Sometimes you don't.
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Negotiating a successful relationship is hard enough at the best of times. It's almost impossible when you ARE the British Government. Thank God for Anthea.
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Stark Technologies, For All Your Text and E-mail Requirements by kyaticlikestea
Fandom: The Avengers (2012)
17 Oct 2012
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Texts and e-mails from various Avengers characters. Nick Fury does not pay their damn phone bill, but thanks for asking.
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Erin Hunnicutt spends the summer in Seattle with her dad and the old war buddies she didn't know he had.
“My mom said we met when I was younger,” Erin said. She was still holding her green bag, standing stiffly in the middle of the living room. “Have you and my dad been friends for a long time?”
“Let’s see…we met in ‘52 That’d be 15 years now. I guess when you put it like that it just makes me sound old,” Hawkeye said.
Erin didn’t think he looked any older than her father. She’d always thought her father looked old, that there were lines in his face that weren’t in the faces of her friends’ fathers. She’d seen photos of him just before she was born. He looked young in those pictures. There was a childlike quality to his smile.
“You met my dad during the war,” Erin said.
Hawkeye smiled at her, and then tilted his head to one side, curiously. “He really didn’t tell you a thing about me, did he?” he said.
“My dad doesn’t tell me anything,” Erin said.
Hawkeye rolled his eyes. “Well, that makes two of us,” he said. “Your dad, I mean, not my dad. My dad calls me to tell me what he had for lunch.”
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- Part 1 of both sides now (extended universe)
Bookmarked by kyaticlikestea
11 Feb 2024
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'“We haven’t been a couple all that long. If you think about it,” BJ said.
In Korea they were intimate in every way but physical. In Korea they were just short of a couple. People used to joke that they behaved as if they were married. BJ was prickly when it came to that particular subject, though he tried to hide it. Hawkeye’s sense of humor was boundless, with no defensive gaps.
“I think about it,” Hawkeye said.'
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Sure, the compass doesn’t point north. But Jack’s not trying to find north, is he?
Bookmarked by kyaticlikestea
23 Dec 2023
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'There were a number of things that distinguished Captain Jack Sparrow from ordinary men, and one of these was the ability to swim a quarter of a mile in the dark with a large fowl under each arm.'
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Spock decides to start utilizing emojis during intraship messaging in an attempt to better communicate with human colleagues.
Reactions are mixed, but Kirk wholly approves of the results.
Bookmarked by kyaticlikestea
29 Nov 2023
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'Cpt. Kirk 22684.130814 (Federation Standard Travel Time)
🫴🫳🤝🤌🤝
Cmd. Spock 22684.130814 (Federation Standard Travel Time)
That does not seem an appropriate message on our official devices, Captain. Spock 😐🖖'
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Hawkeye turned in his arms, setting his chin on his hands, his palms flat over BJ’s sternum.
Their eyes met. BJ’s breath caught, his chest warming—God, was Hawkeye lovely. BJ told him so.
“With this nose?” Hawkeye asked, crossing his eyes.///
The war ends. Life doesn’t.
Bookmarked by kyaticlikestea
28 Nov 2023
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The Kinsey Report, Volume 1 (Korean Edition) by sarapod (four_right_chords)
Fandoms: MASH (TV)
16 Nov 2023
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And that's the whole thing, isn't it? BJ's life has always been buttoned up and by the book. Where would he have met a homosexual? (In his fucking tent, apparently, but that's neither here nor there.)
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Bookmarked by kyaticlikestea
27 Nov 2023
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"I love you an amount that normal people don't love other people because it's not actually good for you to love somebody this much." His hands are in his pockets and he's staring at the floor. "But what have I ever known about what's good for me?"