9 Works by kkolmakov in The Hobbit - All Media Types

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    The third story in "Night Out" Series. Sequel to "Saturday Night Out" and "Friday Night Out." After my OC Wren sampled all three heirs of Durin, dated the whole company of Thorin Oakenshield, and cousin Dain, and enjoyed the monogamous bliss with a certain Dr Thorington for seven months, she is once again unattached. Are there any more Hobbit men in this modern crack AU she hasn't yet tried?

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    English
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    12,473
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    317
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    In this 1920s Modern AU, John Thorington (modern AU Thorin Oakenshield) and his wife (Wren, my original character, initially written for proper Middle Earth fanfiction) come together one cold night in a hunting cottage, where they have to share a bed for warmth purposes, according to all cliches. And despite their proper upbringing and uptight morals, they are faced with the questions of conjugal duties and inappropriate sexual gratification. Nothing but humour, smut, and plenty of sarcasm.

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    English
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    18,821
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    81
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    893
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    Since it's J.R.R. Tolkien's birthday, and since I'm feeling generally silly, here's a little fic, in which the company finally reaches Erebor, but finds that Smaug's living situation has changed.

    Just a silly story. Might get an update some time later. Might not.

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    English
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    6,155
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    201
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    If your date with an Heir of Durin didn't work out, don't despair. There were after all 13 members in the company of Thorin Oakenshield. And even if you've already sampled two other Heirs of Durin, there is always Cousin Dain.

    Hobbit Modern AU that will make purists cringe, but hopefully many will have fun.

    {Sequel to "Saturday Night Out"}

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    English
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    5,546
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    287
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    Four Saturdays out of my OC Wren's life - one Heir of Durin at a time - in a modern four-part story that could make Tolkien purists cringe, but hopefully those in search of a sexy cheery story will have a laugh or two.

    Hanky-panky, two untimely phone calls, and one awkward family dinner. And remember: A Durin a week makes you happily squeak.

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    English
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    11,362
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    524
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    ON HIATUS ~~ Sequel to the novel "Hammer Up!"

    {Multi-fandom bonanza with Tolkien's and Marvel characters, my constant OC, and a decent amount of research into Greek and Norse lore added to the mix}

    Aphrodite and Hephaestus gave up their immortality, and were planning to live happily ever after in the world of mortals. And then Loki comes around! The bloke claims that Phro, the former goddess of love and shag, is none other than his ex, Sigyn, and now she's to take a spot on a throne near him. What's that all about?!

    {Thorin Oakenshield as Hephaestus, my OC Wren as Aphrodite, Loki as... Loki}

    {Reader's POV/second person POV}

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    English
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    37,541
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    123
    Kudos:
    69
    Hits:
    718
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    Two conflicting nations of Planet Dathin send their respective royal heirs, Prince P-Helium (AU Fili) and Princess Berylium (OC/fem!Bilbo by Wynni) for negotiations to SS Erebor, the ship of Captain John Thorington (AU Thorin). One nocturnal, another living on floating cities and their life closely linked with solar energy - the two races have more in common than they think, if only they could overcome the hostility built on three centuries of war and complete ignorance regarding their neighbours. The negotiations are promising to be tricky, but at least they will distract Captain Thorington from the fact that his Vulcan ex-wife, Ambassador W'Ren (OC by kkolmakov) is facilitating the peace talks!

    [Hobbit inspired characters in Star Trek universe]

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,115
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    51
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    503
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    Captain John Thorington, USS Erebor, arrives at the Risa resort to spend his shore leave with his wife, Vulcan Ambassador W'Ren - preferably, in sensual pursuits and bubble baths. Ferengi kidnappers, mysterious packages, and daring escapes from starships aren't exactly what he expected. Nonetheless, he's still adamant to fully enjoy his free time and the company of his pointy eared partner.

    A companion piece to the ongoing story "Sunny Side Up." A two-shot. The events take place seven years before the main story.

    [Alternative universe Thorin Oakenshield / Wren, kkolmakov's original character]

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    English
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    4,575
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    223
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    Faun!Thorin and Pixie!Wren (my constant OC) come together in a silly frothy story, inspired by Celtic folklore, and Tolkien's original. King Thorncliff ventures on a quest to defeat the evil hobgoblin Smaug with the help of a small company of his warriors, and his bride, Princess Caiwrenna of Pixies. On the way they will encounter giant spiders, rest in the Last Homely Swamp of Lord Eelgrass, and will confront the pixies of the Milkweed Grove led by Prince Lemongrass. A brownie named Baggins will join them in their pursuit of the Stone of Scone, capable of stripping Smaug of his powers. And on the way love and understanding will be found. Hooves, wagging tails, guffaws, and giggles! {ON HIATUS!}

    [Humour/ adventure/ romance/ parody. Elements of The Hobbit FanFiction; Fae; Celtic mythology; other fandoms]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    36,444
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    127
    Kudos:
    93
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1174

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