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  1. Rec *

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    Two obscenely attractive men wanted to pay her for sex and she was throwing a fit over it? Darcy’s principles covered telling women when their skirts were tucked into their panties, always paying her share of split bills and never settling for decaf, they got a little confused when it came to downloading media and being paid for sex that she kind of wanted to have anyway.

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    23 Jan 2016

  2. Rec 64

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    Honestly, she was disappointed Barnes hadn't turned up. She'd never exchanged two words with the Sergeant—they communicated by awkward nods and eyebrow gestures—but at least he scrubbed up well and would have been here alone too. She could have ogled him from the bar, maybe even coaxed him into crushing her feet on the dance floor. It would make a nice step up in their interactions.

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    16 Jan 2016

  3. Rec *

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    (Or: In Which Darcy Sows Chaos And Pulls Out Her Knitting) 


    “Ooh, you’ve got a vein-thingy on your temple. I didn’t know that could happen in real life. You should probably see a doctor or something.”

    Captain Eyepatch actually growled!

    “Chill out, dude. To answer your questions, I’m Darcy Lewis, Scientist Wrangler extraordinaire. I’m in your office because I was looking for wayward scientists, and I was knitting because you were busy yelling at each other.” She paused thoughtfully, then added, “Also, I find it amusing to knit at somewhat inappropriate times.”

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    2 Dec 2015

  4. Rec 80

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    Darcy Lewis hates flying. It was probably nice of Tony Stark to lend her the use of a small plane, rather than suffering through cramped airline seats and TSA and all of that, as well as her anxiety. "It's not the fall that'll kill you, Lewis." He'd said, ever-so-helpfully. "It's the sudden stop at the end!"

    Well thanks a fucking bunch for that.

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    26 Nov 2015

  5. Rec 42

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    Inevitably, the news breaks. Some fucker with a camera follows them on their date to the small hole-in-the-wall diner with killer cannoli in Calabasas that one of Chris’s friends tells him about. They’ve been seeing each other long enough without discovery that they’ve both gotten complacent about being careful.

    The creepy fuck must follow them all night, because the photo spread on TMZ the next morning is titled “KAT’S CAP WALK OF SHAME” and features photos of her leaving Chris’s place just before six to make her call on set at six thirty. The story has some bullshit about her sneaking out of his place even though he’d actually woken up with her and made her coffee while she showered. Conveniently, none of the photos have him waiting by the door in the shot, only her looking disheveled with a ripe hickey at the base of her neck as she walks to her car.

    The internet fucking explodes.

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    Kat & Chris: a modern horror story brought you by internet comment sections.

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    22 Nov 2015

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