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  1. Rec *

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    “Heil Hydra,” the enemy agent shouts. 

    “Heil this, motherfucker,” says Captain America, shooting off a rocket.

    Steve and Bucky find out Hollywood has been busy since they went away. A historical survey, including but not limited to: one set of exploded genitals, a brief interlude in France, Mel Gibson and other masterworks of casting, eight Academy awards, several dinosaurs, and something Tony Stark has ominously dubbed “the masterpiece.” Art included.

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    25 Aug 2015

  2. Rec 7

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    Prequel to: The Onion Ring Proposal Fic

    She's gotten really good at groaning internally. The guy never shuts up about science ("How does that work?", "when are you gonna use it?", "can I press that button?"). Darcy is seriously considering stuffing her socks in his mouth every time he starts pestering them, but then he'll clap his hands, or smile awkwardly and suddenly her anger melts away.

    At the party she didn't realize he was such a dork.

    This is the story of how Darcy met Bucky and fell in love.

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    18 Aug 2015

  3. Rec 36

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    “C’mon, Cap. She’s got a body like the soda bottles you and your buddies used to buy from the machines at the corner store."

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    16 Aug 2015

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    What if the protocol on reunions was a bit more...detailed?

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    14 Aug 2015

  5. Rec 26

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    From a prompt on Mass Effect Kink Meme which asked for Garrus/Shepard in the military communal showers of the Normandy:

    "So the Normandy SR-1 was a military vessel, and although you couldn't actually walk into or see where the showers/bathrooms were in ME1 I'm sure there had to be one. But it was a small ship and they couldn't had room for two bathrooms, one for women and one for men. Nor, I think, did the military see the need for it.

    Garrus thinks it's a bit awkward to shower together with the humans, being the only turian on the ship and all. So he only go there when he really need to or late at night when the others are sleeping. One night he stands in the showers and hears the door open. There are no locks! It's a public facility after all. And here comes Shepard, all confident and used to shower next to her male counterparts in the military."

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    11 Aug 2015