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Kinky Kneazle



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  1. Public Bookmark *

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    Stiles is in a rather...inopportune situation when his heat hits.

    Or incredibly opportune, depending on how you look at it.

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    23 May 2015

  2. Rec 55

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    The newsreels hit the US a few weeks later.

    CAPTAIN AMERICA AND HIS HOWLING COMMANDOS CAPTURE ANOTHER NAZI STRONGHOLD NEAR TURIN! AMERICAN BEAUTY MEETS NAZI-KILLING BRAWN AS THE COMMANDOS TAKE DOWN NEARLY A HUNDRED MEN.

    Every few weeks, they send a news crew out to film them when they come back to camp, muddied and bruised, but always victorious. Phillips seems to loathe it even more than the Howling Commandos do, surly as he stomps around their outpost, muttering under his breath that, the front ain’t Gone with the fucking Wind.

    “That’s real nice,” the slimy director tells them later that afternoon, looking over the list of shots they’ve taken today. “But I’d like to see the old uniform. The boys need a little something to look at. You know, get excited over?”

    Margot’s perfectly shaped eyebrows don’t raise a single inch as she says, “Well, I guess we can see if Kitty kept Steve’s old skintight red, white and blue number,” and Bucky laughs and laughs and laughs until he cries.

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    The USO girls are Steve's Howling Commandos. Bucky's died and gone to Heaven.

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    21 May 2015

  3. Rec *

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    “You know, in the movie version of this, I won’t have said ‘venereal disease’ and you would be reluctantly charmed."

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    19 Feb 2015

  4. Rec 83

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    Bucky Barnes is a rock-star with an expiry date - all he wants is to get out of his contract without being sued.
    It's not until he does that he realises that it's not the end for him, but a second chance.

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    23 Jan 2015

  5. Public Bookmark 3

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    Steve finds a tutorial online about how to make his own sex toy and while he hasn't had the balls to buy a real one, this is too good to keep passing up.

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    19 Jan 2015