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    Zayn's a kid with a dream, Liam's the one who believes in him, Niall's got a vision, and Harry and Louis are pretty.

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    King Derek takes a consort.

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    12 Nov 2017

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    A masterpiece, 5 stars, 10/10 etc

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    Fíli lived his life by an old dwarven proverb: when a fool drops a treasure, a wise man picks it up (it sounded better in the original khuzdul).

    Bella Baggins never quite fit in the Shire. Perhaps she was made for the mountains, instead.

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    24 Dec 2014

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    yes to every single thing about this fic FÍLI KÍLI BELLA /THORIN/

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    Stan is self destructing, Craig Tucker might be gay, Butters can't handle Cartman's wiener, and Kyle just wants to get out of South Park without losing his mind, his best friend, or his virginity.

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    04 Dec 2014

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    after striking me dead, please cut my body into at least a dozen pieces, burn it, scatter the ashes into the pacific ocean, and leave a single red rose on my tombstone.

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    It's perfectly understandable. Even Derek wouldn't want to be Derek's soulmate.

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    22 Sep 2014

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    fuck me in the ass

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    In which Stiles goes along with one of Derek’s plans and ends up in an alternate universe as a result. He should’ve known better. He did know better, actually, and that means he has no one to blame but himself.

    Laura wants to lure the kid in with food and kindness and make a pet of him, like a feral cat. Derek wants to have him arrested for stalking. They’re at an impasse. (And the rest of the family is staying emphatically out of it in a way that suggests bets have been placed.)

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    20 Apr 2014

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    B E S T BEST. BEST BEST BEST BEST