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    The Star Wars prequels set between AOTC and ROTS, but nobody dies and nobody falls to the Dark side and the greatest threat to the Jedi Order is when Dex's Sunday Morning Hangover Helper brunch platter doubles in price.

    Sorta-kinda-maybe a Friends/Sitcom AU.

    30% fluff and hijinks
    30% porn
    30% BDSM
    10% "Mace Windu is tired of your shit"

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    In which humans have wings, full-length and feathered.

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  1. Public Bookmark 13

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    Or: How Yuri Plisetsky is contracted in the off-season to do Russia's Eurovision commentary but mostly just broadcasts to the world his gigantic crush on Otabek Altin.

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    21 Feb 2017

  2. Public Bookmark 19

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    Victor's gotten off to a rough start, returning to the ice after a year of eating whatever, traveling the world, and falling in love.

    Guess who's there for him.

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    21 Feb 2017

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    Katsuki Yuuri is a professional pole aerobics teacher.

    Professional, mind you.

    But good lord, will having to teach one Viktor Nikiforov be the absolute death of him.

    You know, if he can get the other to stop thinking he’s just the receptionist first.

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    21 Feb 2017

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    “Well…” Viktor starts but doesn't continue because where does one even go with “I am really a world champion figure skater but I got distracted because I think you’re really cute and now you’re offering to teach me how to ice skate and I’m actually about to say yes?”

     
    Basically, the first time Viktor Nikiforov sees Katsuki Yuuri, he skates into a Christmas tree.

    (Plus Valentine's Special)

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    21 Feb 2017

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    Hanahaki Disease is an illness born from one-sided love, where the patient throws up and coughs of flower petals when their love is unrequited.

     

     

    Yuuri yawned, and had the urge to cough. He tried, but the action was small and pathetic from his position so he sat up and tried again. He placed a palm over his mouth as he shook, and pulled back his hand when he felt something. In his hand were three small petals, pale cream and pink at the edges with dark dots littering the bottom. He coughed once more, another petal falling from his mouth and into his open hand.

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    21 Feb 2017