20 Works by karotsamused
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Candy is Dandy but Liquor is Quicker by karotsamused
Teen Wolf (TV), Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005), Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971)
11 Mar 2013
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I, Peter Hale, have decided to allow five children to visit my factory this year. These lucky five will be shown around personally by me, and they will be allowed to see all the secrets and the magic of my factory. Then, at the end of the tour, as a special present, all of them will be given enough candies and confections to last them for the rest of their lives! So watch out for Golden Tickets! Five Golden Tickets have been printed on golden paper, hidden underneath the ordinary wrappers of five pinwheel lollipops. These pinwheel lollipops may be anywhere in any shop in any street in any town in any country in the world - upon any counter where Hale's confections are sold. And the five lucky finders of these five Golden Tickets are the only ones who will be allowed to visit my factory and see what it's like now inside! Good luck to you all! Signed, Peter Hale.
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In which Scott is Don Lockwood, Stiles is Cosmo Brown, and Derek is the diction coach trying to keep them on task. At least they don't break out into spontaneous tap dance.
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Between obtaining Wonderflonium for his newest invention, pursuing acceptance into the Evil League of Evil, battling his nemesis, and Tall, Dark, and Gorgeous at the laundromat, supervillain Stiles has a lot to vlog about.
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Ed has a secret. Well, two secrets. The second one has to do with how very much he likes Roy's gloves. The first one, once discovered, requires copious amounts of alcohol to drown.
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Me and Free Lunches and Ouran Academy Exhibition Day! by karotsamused
Baka to Test to Shokanju, Ouran High School Host Club
15 Feb 2012
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Fumizuki Academy is holding an exhibition at Ouran Academy to show off the Summoner Test system. The Ouran students get a crash-course in academic dueling, and Fumizuki gets a crash-course on the most popular boys in school. Things get complicated when Kyouya decides to make a bet of it. Why do the Hitachiin twins keep calling Hideyoshi "Baby"? Why is Pome, Mori's raccoon, in a sweater? Why does Kasanoda need a bit of a lie-down? Does Kyouya ever make a bet he isn't sure he'll win?
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Mugen gets a "yes" from Jin. On a few conditions. Or: Why Mugen And Jin Aren't All Over One Another In Canon.
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If Sha Gojyo had been born full-blood youkai. From the very beginning, until he chases his brother to an alliance that pits him against the Sanzo-ikkou.
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Every responsible chef should at least experiment with local sourcing. Lucky for the new kid, Ouran Academy has a gardening club with a very, very earnest member.
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Chad Danforth is growing up. Coach Bolton isn't sure if he's helping. Boltonforth in a series of small moments over many years.
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Phrenology: (N) the study of the shape of the skull, based on the belief that it reveals character and personality. Mugen and Jin try it backwards.
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Tamaki wins at Kiss Chicken, with perspective-altering results. Set during Episode 19, Lobelia Girls' Academy Strikes Back! Not at all serious Daddy On Daddy.
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Sometimes forgiveness must be spoken to be believed. What's a man of action to do? Kyoichi, Tatsuma, Hisui, and an antique sofa.
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Kyoichi and Tatsuma kiss. It may not be that simple. Title courtesy of Beck's "Go It Alone".
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Third falls; Thor catches. This isn't the first time it happens, and it won't be the last. Rewriting the ending to the anime.
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End of HSM2. Sharpay drives Ryan home after the talent competition. There are some things you only tell your twin. Affection, affirmation, and off-color humor.
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The Go-To Guy and The Designer With All The Ideas. Honey, it's pure silliness.
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There are many kinds of drunks. Happy, angry, sad, chatty. Kyouya learns what kind of drunk he is, and just how comfortable a cheap t-shirt can feel. 5/Kyouya, previous Kaoru/Kyouya.
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Sharpay finds herself working on a group project with the Hitachiin brothers in a class at fashion school. She's grown up since high school, but so have they. Is it love or war? Baby, it's both but who cares?
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Or, How Soul Learns to Become a Gentleman. Stein disappears and returns with a roommate. Tsubaki starts babysitting. For some reason, everyone wants Soul to know about it. Post-Anime Soul Eater 'verse with X-Man sprinkles on top.
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Edward is the Young Master. Roy is the Black Butler. An adventure in what can only be called "Sebastia-stang." Time jumps between Youswell and Risembool pre-series.