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Candy is Dandy but Liquor is Quicker by karotsamused
Teen Wolf (TV), Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005), Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971)
11 Mar 2013
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I, Peter Hale, have decided to allow five children to visit my factory this year. These lucky five will be shown around personally by me, and they will be allowed to see all the secrets and the magic of my factory. Then, at the end of the tour, as a special present, all of them will be given enough candies and confections to last them for the rest of their lives! So watch out for Golden Tickets! Five Golden Tickets have been printed on golden paper, hidden underneath the ordinary wrappers of five pinwheel lollipops. These pinwheel lollipops may be anywhere in any shop in any street in any town in any country in the world - upon any counter where Hale's confections are sold. And the five lucky finders of these five Golden Tickets are the only ones who will be allowed to visit my factory and see what it's like now inside! Good luck to you all! Signed, Peter Hale.
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In which Scott is Don Lockwood, Stiles is Cosmo Brown, and Derek is the diction coach trying to keep them on task. At least they don't break out into spontaneous tap dance.
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Between obtaining Wonderflonium for his newest invention, pursuing acceptance into the Evil League of Evil, battling his nemesis, and Tall, Dark, and Gorgeous at the laundromat, supervillain Stiles has a lot to vlog about.
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Ed has a secret. Well, two secrets. The second one has to do with how very much he likes Roy's gloves. The first one, once discovered, requires copious amounts of alcohol to drown.
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Me and Free Lunches and Ouran Academy Exhibition Day! by karotsamused
Baka to Test to Shokanju, Ouran High School Host Club
15 Feb 2012
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Fumizuki Academy is holding an exhibition at Ouran Academy to show off the Summoner Test system. The Ouran students get a crash-course in academic dueling, and Fumizuki gets a crash-course on the most popular boys in school. Things get complicated when Kyouya decides to make a bet of it. Why do the Hitachiin twins keep calling Hideyoshi "Baby"? Why is Pome, Mori's raccoon, in a sweater? Why does Kasanoda need a bit of a lie-down? Does Kyouya ever make a bet he isn't sure he'll win?
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Lydia has a plan: attend college, study the biological makeup of werewolves, win prizes, and wear amazing shoes. She does not expect to make friends with Stiles. Or flirt with Stiles. Or accidentally start a pack war with Stiles. Whatever. The point is, Lydia has a plan.
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7 May 2013
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drunktuesdays: what am I going to NAME it?
drlense: "Knot's Entertainment?"
drlense: "Knot's Landing?"
drlense: "Short attention span but a really stretched out Anus?"
drlense: "My boyfriend does Knot pay attention?"Bookmarked by karotsamused
29 Apr 2013
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Logically Derek's not directly responsible for some idiot buttwipe waking up one morning and deciding they ought to summon a lich, but logic, as Stiles is always telling him, is not exactly Derek's strong point.
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29 Apr 2013
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Derek plans to spend the rest of his life holed up in the woods after Laura dies. Then he meets a stubborn young fox, and the stubborn young fox meets an urn of Deaton's magic powder, and his plans change.
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8 Apr 2013
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He doesn't know his name, he doesn't know who he is, and neither does the werewolf he's on the run with. But he's pretty sure they hunt monsters, because they seem to be really good at it.
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5 Apr 2013