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    In which it's the early nineties, Patrick's in a gang, and Pete's perpetually sulking. Featuring supportive moms that share recipes and stories about their boys being in love, Nicki Minaj and Rihanna helping the boys pick their jaws back up when they walk by, and a few games of spin the bottle in dark rooms at parties no one wanted to be at in the first place.

    Or, Pete meets Patrick at a house party, Patrick wears Drake's chain, and Patricia Stumph just wants her son home before 11.

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  1. Public Bookmark 95

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    The Marauders are starting their fifth year at Hogwarts; Remus is starting with a massive scar across his face - a byproduct of the increasing severity of his furry little problem, which is a definite cause for concern despite his insistence that it it's fine.

    Sirius is starting with the memories of a certain morning at 12 Grimmauld Place in August: memories that he might not ever forget, yet is desperate to cloak underneath the facade that every is fine at home and that he and his parents just sometimes encounter minor disagreements.

    James is starting his fifth year, yes, but more importantly, he is starting phase five of his plan to woo Lily Evans: somehow his friends seem doubtful that he might succeed, but James, being James, is in no lack of confidence.

    And Peter, well, Peter is starting to wonder just why he puts up with these people, and if he should really be feeling sorry for Lily Evans, and maybe if he should have asked to have been sorted into Hufflepuff.

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    29 May 2017

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    It's the final summer before university, and Sirius has a sneaking suspicion he's missing something. A summer of pillow-forts, drinking & numerous re-watches of Dirty Dancing ensues. Non-magical AU set in Warwick Castle.

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    28 May 2017

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    In which Sirius just wants a bit of fun, James fancies himself awfully clever, Peter won't be brewing any potions, and Remus would rather not get shouted at by McGonagall again, thank you very much.

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    27 May 2017

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    It's nearly the last day of fifth year, and Sirius really isn't looking forward to the summer.

    Get-together fic (spoiler alert, but really, what were you expecting?) set over the summer of 1976 and into the autumn.

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    27 May 2017

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    A story that starts with dick pics but is really about friendship, falling in love, and summer hols fun.

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    26 May 2017