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    In which it's the early nineties, Patrick's in a gang, and Pete's perpetually sulking. Featuring supportive moms that share recipes and stories about their boys being in love, Nicki Minaj and Rihanna helping the boys pick their jaws back up when they walk by, and a few games of spin the bottle in dark rooms at parties no one wanted to be at in the first place.

    Or, Pete meets Patrick at a house party, Patrick wears Drake's chain, and Patricia Stumph just wants her son home before 11.

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    “So she gave you a fake number?”
    “Yeah.”
    “And it turned out to be the number of a sex line?”
    “Yep.”
    “And then you decided jerking off was the best solution for your heartbreak?”
    “I guess you could put it that way.”
    “... And now you’re in love with a phone sex operator.”

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    27 Mar 2017

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    hal jordan, john constantine and edward nygma come together by some twist of fate... actually, eddie stole some shit from them and ends up in a semi-kinky interrogation/bdsm session so hal and john can get it back.

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    27 Mar 2017

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    All his life he’d been told to make sure he was never seen – it was what all the children were taught from the moment they were born. Never let a human see you, never fall in love with a human, and most importantly, never kiss one.

    For Lance, humans were a mystery. He'd lived beneath the surface of the ocean with his shoal his entire life, and had intended to remain there. He knew the danger humans posed to his kind, and what would happen if he came close to one. That's why, when he found one drowning, his first instinct was to save him.

    He'd never been good at following the rules anyway.

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    26 Mar 2017

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    Three months in space on his own would have been fine. Three months in space with Lance McClain is a whole other fucking story.

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    26 Mar 2017

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    It starts like this: Lance looking up at the scoreboard only a few days into his Garrison training and muttering to himself, “What the hell kind of a name is Keith?”

    --
    Or, Keith and Lance fall in love. Eventually.
    DAY 2: love // hate

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    25 Mar 2017