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    In which it's the early nineties, Patrick's in a gang, and Pete's perpetually sulking. Featuring supportive moms that share recipes and stories about their boys being in love, Nicki Minaj and Rihanna helping the boys pick their jaws back up when they walk by, and a few games of spin the bottle in dark rooms at parties no one wanted to be at in the first place.

    Or, Pete meets Patrick at a house party, Patrick wears Drake's chain, and Patricia Stumph just wants her son home before 11.

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  1. Public Bookmark 52

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    Someone starts a rumor about a certain pair of founders and a certain piece of League furniture. Title from a song by The Clash.

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    23 Jul 2017

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    Summary: Bruce has a conference call with Wayne Enterprises. Having it at the Manor was, in hindsight, a really shitty idea.

    “I don’t have your phone!”

    The two boys began trading hits, yelling at the top of their lungs. Bruce turned back to the webcam just as Damian leapt on top of Tim’s back, a high-pitched battle cry torn from his lips.

    “Mr. Hodges,” he said cheerfully, unflinching as Tim threw Damian into the wet bar sink. “Have you had a chance to examine the chart I pointed out?”

    Inspired by this viral video and Batwayneman’s post on tumblr.

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    23 Jul 2017

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    Hal Jordan babysits the Batfamily for a day. It goes about as well as expected.

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    23 Jul 2017

  4. Public Bookmark 87

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    A moment later he has Bruce’s shirt off, and the other man has a hand down the front of his pants. They’re breathing heavily, arching against each other with cut-off moans, which is the excuse Clark uses for not hearing the patio door.

     

    “Um.”

    He and Bruce freeze, awkwardly positioned on the couch. Across the room, by the entrance to the kitchen, is a very confused-looking Jason. He has his finger by the lightswitch, an empty glass in his other hand.

    “I was just, uh…getting some water...” Jason swallows nervously, averting his eyes. “You know what, I’m sure Tim can make some out of saltwater, or something. I’m just gonna...go…”

     

    Or, the one where Bruce and Clark vacation with the batkids, everything goes wrong, and Clark is just trying to propose to his boyfriend, okay?

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    23 Jul 2017

  5. Public Bookmark 91

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    Intergalactic negotiations are difficult.

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