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    In which it's the early nineties, Patrick's in a gang, and Pete's perpetually sulking. Featuring supportive moms that share recipes and stories about their boys being in love, Nicki Minaj and Rihanna helping the boys pick their jaws back up when they walk by, and a few games of spin the bottle in dark rooms at parties no one wanted to be at in the first place.

    Or, Pete meets Patrick at a house party, Patrick wears Drake's chain, and Patricia Stumph just wants her son home before 11.

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    When Lance gets injured, Keith gets Lance's mission of a life time- espionage-by-flirting. In order to pull the mission off, Keith has to listen to Lance's over-the-comms flirting techniques- as well as navigate the confusing waters that come with them.

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    20 Apr 2017

  2. Public Bookmark 57

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    "That... is a terrible idea."

    "Exactly, which is why I'm doing it and you're not going to tell mom."

    His sister looks at him with resignation, but drops the keys with their ratty dolphin plushie into his hands. "Rest in pieces, baby bro."

    –––– an AU in which Lance inherits the family's much loved Volkswagen bus and road trips from the west to east coast, picking up hitchhikers to fill the empty seats for five days of F U N.

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    20 Apr 2017

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    Lance has been dreaming of travelling since the first time he heard stories from his family as a child. Now, having finally the time and money to do it, he goes on a trip to Europe to see some of the most culturally rich cities on the continent. Except he keeps bumping into the same guy over and over again, in random cities, doing stupid shit, and ultimately dragging Lance into his trouble, too.

    Basically an AU in which Lance and Keith become impromptu travel buddies and get into trouble.

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    20 Apr 2017

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    Damian and Dick go undercover to bust a child-kidnapping ring whose members dress up as Santa Claus.

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    19 Apr 2017

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    When Dick Grayson runs off with Roy Harper, Bruce Wayne is horrified--because he knows Clark Kent is on his way to the Manor to tell Bruce he's in love with Dick! Luckily, Bruce is ready to get through this with all the aplomb he usually has when dealing with interpersonal relationships. (Alfred wisely takes cover).

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    19 Apr 2017