15 Works by kalelle

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    "Tell me, Halfling. Can a book teach you what wine tastes like? Or how a stew tastes. Did your book learnings prepare you for trolls or dwarves or elves? A book cannot touch you, Hobbit. It cannot embrace you, or kiss you, it cannot hold your wrists to a bed and undress you, it cannot make you blush." The weight of his gaze as he looked Bilbo over was almost like a physical force. "A book can neither fuck you nor make love to you, though the right one might be able to tell you what the difference is."

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    Loki is chained and muzzled and ready to be shipped back to Asgard for his punishment, and Thor has eleven minutes alone with him to make him understand how frustrated he is with him.

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    27
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    Avengers/Mission Impossible AU. Thor Odinson is IMF's best agent. He is pulled from a shallow cover job as new intel comes to light suggesting that Loki Laufeyson, the son of a known arms dealer, has stolen his fathers mobile phone, and with it, the contact information of a large host of unsavoury characters. Thor and his team must retrieve the phone and keep Loki out of the cross hairs of anyone who would see him dead, while racing against an even bigger threat that comes to light with the contents of the phone.

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    1,356
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    3
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    15
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    355
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    An ongoing series of non-chronological drabbles set within a reality where Thor and Loki are dorm-mates at college. Hijinks ensue, so you know it's gonna be good. Warnings for each story are at the beginning of their respective chapter.

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    English
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    12,500
    Chapters:
    19/?
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    26
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    294
    Bookmarks:
    51
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    11439
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    1/1
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    1
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    A blending of mythology and movie canon to create a history of Mjolnir and it's value to Thor.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    25
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    664
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    Written for the Losers Kink meme, for the prompt "After the helo crash, Cougar just can't focus on Jensen or get in the mood or he feels like he doesn't deserve to be happy yet. Cue Jensen intellectually understanding but emotionally insecure and maybe a bit ashamed that he can't get Cougar hard and he's totally unwilling to push the issue with Cougar. (Maybe one of the others points out what he's doing to Jensen.)"

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    7
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    104
    Bookmarks:
    16
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    2515
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    Even lions need cuddles.

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    1/1
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    2
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    12
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    Written for this prompt at the YJ Kink Meme

    "Superboy doesn't really understand why, but he likes it when Robin sits in his lap.

    I want to see Supey taking advantage of how itty-bitty Robin is and actually picking him up and placing him in his lap. No one really knows quite what to make of it, especially Robin (but he kind of likes it too).

    Have at it anons! Anything with Robin repeatedly ending up in Superboy's lap!"

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    English
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    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    Bookmarks:
    31
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    Based on an ask that Contriveroffraud[dot tumblr] got wherein a very invasive anon asked what kind of sex toy he preferred. The answer was “Vibrator” and thus, I present to you, a fic where Loki has his first experience with a vibrator.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1503
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    A moment between scenes; the used asking the user for help.

    Series
    Language:
    English
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    348
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    425
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    Family is who you choose to be with.

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    The title says it all.

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    2
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    13
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    An intersection of stories, a reprieve from the search.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    720
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    175
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    Language:
    English
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    Kudos:
    7
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    694

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