7 Works by kalakirya in The Hobbit - All Media Types

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    podfic of Kivrinengle's story

     A series of small stories set in and around "The Sons of Durin." Really probably best to listen that first! Herein you will find all of the family feelings, and more angst and fluff than you can shake a stick at.

    ETA: now complete!

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    Chapters:
    2/2
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    10
    Kudos:
    18
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    6
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    podfic of KivrinEngle's story

     

    Bilbo Baggins is a humble grocer, living a simple, quiet life. He likes his solitude and his predictable routine.

     

    The police say the Sons of Durin are a crime family. The government has labeled them a group of environmental terrorists. Thorin Oakenshield will tell you that they are simply desperate for a home.

     

    But when Bilbo is dragged into the midst of the group as their unwilling burglar, his life will take a turn for the terrifying, and everything he has taken for granted will be torn asunder.

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    English
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    92
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    18
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    14
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    "Bilbo finds a new audience for his favorite tale."

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    31
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    25
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    From a prompt on the kink-meme: "Thorin's company escapes the goblin tunnels, they are chased by the wargs and they take refuge in the trees. But when Azog shows up it turns out he has no intention of killing them. He has been fantasizing about Thorin ever since the dwarf cut off his arm, and now he has every intention of proposing to the love-of-his-life in a proper orc-fashion...

    So, instead of attacking Azog starts courting Thorin (much to everyone's horror), reciting orc poetry, singing morbid love songs accompanied by the howling wargs and professing his undying love for his beloved foe, combining threats and promises. Thorin is thoroughly disgusted, the older dwarves are outraged and the young ones are barely suppressing laughter, while Gandalf is disturbingly pragmatic about the whole situation. Bilbo is just scared."

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    English
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    33
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    25
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    88
    Bookmarks:
    16
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    a series of voice memos in which it transpires that Bilbo runs a tea shop (or possibly a coffee shop), Rogue is on the run, Thorin is a failboat, Logan is a dwarf (and possibly a Hufflepuff), and there is a surprising amount of worldbuilding

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    English
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    55
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    60
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    627
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    podfic of darthstitch's story

    I’ve a fireside tale myself, though I didn’t know at first that I’d walked right into a ghost story. The silly thing was I didn’t even take more than a few steps out my door. Then again, what was it that Mad Baggins used to say? It’s a dangerous thing, just going out your door. Just taking those first few steps on the Road and it will bring you to all sorts of places, all sorts of adventures.

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    English
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    29
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    581
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    podfic of madame_faust's story

    AU BotFA, based on a prompt from the Hobbit Kink Meme - "How about, when in the heat of battle Thorin realizes that they are outnumbered and he is injured and his dear boys are likely going to be killed because they just won't leave him, he hears the horn echoing from the distance. He thinks at first it is a fruit of his pain-clouded mind, but no- it echoes again, and with the first rays of the sun he sees- a small army of dwarves on the hill top, charging to their aid. It is Dis and her female dwarves, who upon receiving news about Erebor (from Elrond) refused to sit and wait and decided to act.

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    English
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    31
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    5
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