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An ode to a battle pet.
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Cries of Deathwing's glory arose. Her grin spread wider, revealing a feral smile to the gums. "Now we take this Dark Portal and redirect it to a new world, untouched by the Titans, where the elements rule unfettered! We will draw upon their raw power and take it for ourselves! FOR OUR MASTERS!"
Twilight Cultists attempting to harness the elemental forces of distant worlds are drawn to the Avatar's immense power, and proceed to accidentally summon the Gaang, scattering them across Azeroth.
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Sarah did not ask for adventure. She is nine years old, scared and alone in the wilderness, running for her life after her parents have vanished and her home was attacked in the night, by those who have no qualms with harm to minors, and Pokemon who have no qualms with harm to humans.
Where children who try to be heroes learn the hard way the essence of their own fragility; where the law has no hold over unscrupulous villains; where no one should wander the woods unguarded.
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In the unlit room, her eyes shimmer like twin moonpools, wavering like the light that strains to reach the ocean floor. Her tears cast watery shadows on the ceiling. It stirs in him a vicious hunger, and he sates it for now by dragging his nails down Heltai's bare back, between her wings. The demoness flicks her tail like she flicks her whip, impatiently as a cat's. He rewards her eager servitude by releasing her into the darkened cell, and sits back to enjoy the show.
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They just couldn't stop cutting. The woodpiles grew taller than the smallest houses, but they all felt compelled to cut, hauling in more until the streets burgeoned with timber.
And then abruptly, the trees refused to fall. Just as the red road was untouchable, so became the great blue pines that utterly and completely dominated the countryside. The towns fell into an uneasy quiet. The loggers' axe-hands itched.
And then He entered the town.
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Your name is Dave Strider and you are 26 years old.
You have just gotten engaged.
The problem being that you have just gotten engaged to your best male friend in a furious fit of stupidity, champagne, one-upmanship and a weird warm-glowy feeling that occasionally (or more than occasionally) rolls around in the pit of your stomach and makes you act like a moron. You have, over the past 13 years and much careful experimentation, dubbed this “The Egbert Effect”.
You would like to state, for the record, that you are definitely, completely and 100% NOT A HOMOSEXUAL.
As Bro carefully describes to you what, as the DJ, he’s going to play at the reception (almost entirely a medley of Nicki Minaj and Ke$ha), you carefully nurse a Rock Star and vodka like a 16 year old girl who just popped her cherry at prom and try to figure out what the fuck happened over the past decade or so to land you in this mess.
Bookmarked by JoelleDHaskell
28 Jul 2012