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    Stiles can’t believe this - of all the creatures they have ever scuffled with, Derek had to go and get fairies involved. He pushes his fingers like tenterhooks against Derek’s chest and guides him from the living room. He whispers, furious, “Are you telling me that you willingly summoned fairies, Derek Hale? Maybe I just misheard you, because no one willingly brings fairies into the mix. Oh my God. Why does no one ever run things by me, because I could tell you right off the bat - no fairies.”

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    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    45
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    2
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    514
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    He has a home here. He has his run of the woods surrounding the house. The forest here is good; Beacon Hills was an illness. He takes correspondence classes through the closest college. He has Derek.

    God, he has Derek. He has Derek in every which way Derek will let him.

    Stiles thanks whoever’s doing a lousy job of watching out for him, because putting Derek in his life was a good move. Stiles would never have left Beacon Hills if not for Derek. He would have wasted away in that forsaken town until it spit out his bones.

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    English
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    8,470
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    98
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1924
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    These are the bits and bobs and odds and ends that I've written that are probably never going to make it into a full-fledged fic, but I didn't want them to waste away in my WIP folder. Featuring Allison/Lydia mishaps, werewolf reunions, and sometime in the future - space pirates. The newest chapters feature an unlikely email correspondence, a wedding no one expected, and sick!fic.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    908
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    It’s kind of nice out here. He doesn’t recognize any landmarks when he looks around these woods. There is no ‘this is the spot where Lydia stepped in a coyote trap and I couldn’t read the safety label.’ No ‘this is the giant tree stump that opened a door in my mind and let in an angry nogitsune’ or ‘this is where the monster holding my body hostage set a trap to try and kill my lacrosse coach with an arrow.’

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    English
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    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    198
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    2480
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    Pentecost seems pleased when he says, "I need you to retrieve Doctors Geiszler and Gottlieb and make sure they show up for the staff meeting in my office at five."

    "Sounds easy enough," Raleigh says.

    Pentecost straight up laughs in his face. "Good luck," is all he offers Raleigh.

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    Chapters:
    1/3
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    960
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    Derek answers as his usual charming self, so Stiles blunders on before Derek can ask why he's calling. "Scott thinks there's a yeti in town."

    Stiles can imagine the look Derek's currently making - the pinched pull of his mouth, his furrowed brow, closed eyes.

    Derek finally replies, "Of course he does."

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    English
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    2,181
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    228
    Bookmarks:
    33
    Hits:
    2548
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    “Oh my God, Allison,” Stiles whispers. “I have the best idea!”

    “What is it?” she asks him.

    “We should be detectives! Like, for real detectives. We could totally do it – you with your badassness and me with my, I don’t know, investigative skills. We could even do supernatural cases, Allison, we are totally qualified for that!” -- Now with artwork, so make sure you check it out!!

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    English
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    16,515
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    358
    Bookmarks:
    111
    Hits:
    6921
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    When Hermann walks into the lab after the long break he indulgently took for dinner, he doesn’t expect to see what he does.

    When one works in the same vicinity as Newton Geiszler, however, one should learn to expect everything.

    “Where, pray tell,” Hermann sighs deeply, “are your pants?”

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    119
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    4598
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    He turns back to the pot and picks up a spatula, poking lightly at the blackened mess of - well, it was supposed to be spaghetti. Isaac has no idea how this all went so terribly wrong.
     
    "I told you, man," Scott says. “I’m really bad at cooking."

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    English
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    1/1
    Comments:
    44
    Kudos:
    135
    Bookmarks:
    34
    Hits:
    2200
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    Stiles lowers himself down into a squat and bites at the skin on his thumb. He keeps swiveling his head back and forth to look down the length of the outside wall. “Um,” he finally says, eyes seeking out Derek automatically. “So what would you say if I said that the measurements aren’t lining up exactly?”

    House of Leaves AU

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    496
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    This is a scene that didn't make it into glad i didn't die before i met you, set sometime between Stiles going to Derek's loft and Melissa's blind date.

    “I’m about to lay down some hard truths, Derek.” She moves her hand from his leg and gestures to the tea. “Drink.”

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    English
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    1,106
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    147
    Bookmarks:
    14
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    2708
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    Well, and two weeks into whatever it is they’re doing, Melissa McCall says, “I know that look in your eye, Derek.”

    Startled, Derek looks up from the muffin on his plate. The blueberry muffin is a trap. Melissa only gave it to him because she wants to talk about uncomfortable things. He really needs to stop accepting food from her. He looks down at the muffin, betrayed, and thinks, How could you do this to me?

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    English
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    6,039
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    49
    Kudos:
    554
    Bookmarks:
    142
    Hits:
    11000
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    Peter buys the camera on a whim. His decision is completely impulsive, based on a rush of nostalgia that he can’t quite tamp down, but it’s a cheap little digital camera so he doesn’t see the harm. Or, how much of a creep is Peter Hale? The answer is 'the biggest.'

    Language:
    English
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    1,107
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    91
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    2108
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    Later, he'll convince Scott to go and look for a body in the woods. He doesn't know that yet. Before, he convinced Scott to go and look for a body in the woods. It's his fault both times; Stiles already knows this.

     

    A short Doctor Who fusion, because I've got no control over my life anymore.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    572
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    573
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    It starts with a routine mission with the current villain of the week. It ends with a de-aged Tony, which is more worrisome than it should be.

    Language:
    English
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    9,042
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    174
    Kudos:
    553
    Bookmarks:
    134
    Hits:
    21061
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    Isaac remembers his dad who taught him how to multiply nines on his hands, who helped him with his homework, who practiced lacrosse with him in the backyard when Isaac was trying to make the team. Isaac remembers the good days, because he can’t remember the bad ones.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,549
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    847
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    In which puppy piles are freaking bizarre and Stiles can't believe his life.

    Language:
    English
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    471
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1305
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    Stiles soothes, says, “I’m real. You know that. I know that. I’m real and you’re real. The realest.”

    Language:
    English
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    507
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    793
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    The only reason Scott drags himself out to the newly renovated Hale house is because Stiles sends him a text that says, ‘Hale house COME QUICK baby.’

    Language:
    English
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    727
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    70
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1095
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    The first two months are the hardest, but oh, they're so worth it.

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    English
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    2,588
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    157
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    3797

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