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    A threat to the pack forces Stiles and Derek into pretending to be mates, and it's all fun and games until the line between pretend and reality blurs.

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    Written for one of my AO3 auction winners, Susanne, who had no specific plot, but offered instead a list of possible plot devices. I chose "fake boyfriends" and "accidental soul bond."

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    21 May 2013

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    Derek is a lonely boy.

    At least, that’s what Derek’s dad said once, and Derek tends to agree with his father most of all.

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    21 May 2013

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    18 May 2013

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    Religion! Horror! Exorcisms! Piercings! And Gerard is a priest.

    Disclaimer: I stole frequently and unrepentantly from Joss Whedon and the makers of various horror movies throughout this whole series. Also I am not an expert on the Vatican or medical-type things, so please accept my apologies in advance for all the wild inaccuracies I am sure you are about to encounter. If everyone could just assume this is the Magical Made-Up Vatican, you know, like the religious institution version of those tour buses that drive themselves and don't carry anyone but the band, that would be awesome.

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    18 May 2013

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    It's Stiles’s final Spring Break of his college career, and he's got plans to do a whole lot of nothing. But Derek has other plans for him, and before he knows it, Stiles is joining Derek to go undercover at a couples' retreat in a bid to catch a ring of thieves. It's the world's most perfect plan! Nothing could possibly go wrong!

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    17 May 2013