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    "Derek fucking Hale!"

    The shout rang through the bar and for a long moment nobody moved. It was like something out of a movie. Everything just stopped; the music cut off; one of the servers had frozen mid-pour. Grady would have laughed if he weren't holding his breath. The kid straightened his shirt, a glimpse of stomach showing the curling edges of a tattoo on his hip, and strode toward where Hale was sitting in the dark corner. As one, every supe in the place turned to see Hale's reaction; the last person to try to confront Hale in here had left with a broken hand and a whispered threat that the next time Hale would rip their throat out. With his teeth. Unsurprisingly, Hale's face was set in its usual glower, although it seemed a bit softer around the eyes. It took Grady a second to realise Hale knew the kid.

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    28 Apr 2017

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    Bending. Towels. Kissing. Masturbating. Those were the four ingredients for Stiles’ Masterplan To Seduce Derek Hale. Hopefully it turned out better than any of Stiles’ other ideas.

    Alternatively, the four ways Stiles tried to get Derek to fuck him, and the time that Derek did.

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    26 Apr 2017

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    Derek is fairly certain the new kid is either an incubus or a witch. Turns out he’s actually his mate. Stiles is 98% certain the brooding guy in the leather jacket is fantasizing about stringing him up by his intestines. Turns out he’s also wrong.

    A High School AU in which Stiles is Derek’s mate and Derek leaves a dead deer on Stiles’ porch, buys a lot of fast food, and lies about economics.

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    25 Apr 2017

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    Stiles walks into the bathroom and Derek sighs loudly. The tiles, which are pink and clash horribly with the brown spotted floor, are mostly cracked or missing. Stiles obviously tried to fix it with more peel and stick tiles, which are also falling off.

    "As you can see...Yeah, you can see it," Stiles says with a self-deprecating laugh. "It's bad, I know. Pinterest made it seem a lot easier."

    Pinterest, the bane of Peter and Derek's existences. They could do an entire season on Pinterest fails alone.

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    Single dad Stiles goes on HGTV's hit show Hale of a Design, a show where Peter and Derek help homeowners with their do-it-yourself disasters.

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    22 Apr 2017

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    22 Apr 2017