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"No," says Erica.
"The side effects," says Derek. "The symptoms. All of it."
Erica pushes him backwards, out of her space. "I said no."
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Kane blows past Toews' D and circles around, looking for an opening... and he finds one, taking a hard slapper, and Toews gets a piece of that.
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Johnny has a plan for tonight, and it does not involve watching Andrew Shaw mime inserting something large and possibly alive into his ass.
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"Did you bite him?" is the first thing out of Tazer's mouth.
"No, god, how much of an asshole do you think I am?" Patrick demands; but then a second later he adds, "I wanted to, though. I thought about doing it to you while he was jerking me off."
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In which Ebs once tried to smuggle a giant iguana, Nail's post-incarceration career plan is prostitution, and nobody knows what the Nuge is in for.
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[podfic] Unintended by jedusaur, reena_jenkins for akamine_chan
Bandom, Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys (Album)
9 Feb 2013
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"The kid is unplanned, but then so is everything in the zones."
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[podfic] Sugar Daddy (We're Goin' Down) by jedusaur, reena_jenkins for paraka
Bandom, Fall Out Boy
9 Feb 2013
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"There is a long, heavy silence. Pete caresses Patrick's nipple. Patrick's dad coughs.
There is a very very slight chance that this may, possibly, have been a bad idea."- Words:
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"It was always so fucking hard to get you to cry."
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Because if ever a man deserved a blowjob, it is Nail Yakupov tonight.
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Our hockey gods who art in heaven
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Most people probably don't spend this much time predicting potential awful consequences of good things, but that's what happens when you grow up in captivity. It's hard to enjoy things.
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Once upon a time there were four teenage boys who, like almost everyone, wanted to be rich and famous. They made some objectively poor life decisions on the off chance that money and fame would drop into their laps, and those poor decisions paid off in the extreme. This may have caused some permanent skewing of their abilities to calibrate reality.
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Carts acts all shocked about Mike being willing to live with him, which, seriously. "Where did you pick up this idea that I'm a douchebag?" demands Mike. "If anything, you should be the one skeeved out about living with a dom."
Carts snorts. "I've built up an immunity to your skeeviness."
"Then we don't have a problem," says Mike. "Come on, Arnold's gonna flip his shit."
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How To Grow The Perfect Playoff Beard In One Simple Chomp by jedusaur for deerang2002
Teen Wolf (TV), Hockey RPF
21 Nov 2012
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"Does it change you, being turned?" Patrick asks. "I mean, obviously the physical stuff, but does it change who you are?"
Erica takes off her helmet, then leans forward to rest her elbows on her knees. "It depends on how much the physical stuff makes you who you are, I guess."
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"Penis doodles are encouraged on all homework. Awful innuendos are allowed. Extra credit if you can get me to laugh at them. And don't hit on me unless you're legal, 'cause I got crazy shit for that last time."
(or, what Patrick Kane would be like as a sex ed instructor)
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The problem with joking about moms is that not everybody has one.
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Patrick's not out of control. Getting drunk and being an asshole is his way of taking control.
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Henrik isn't watching. He doesn't need to watch to be aware of his options. In Paul's expert opinion, the man has more game than a full season plus playoffs. He knows exactly where Claude's line of sight lands, just like he knows exactly where Paul's fidgeting imagination is taking them, just like he probably knows exactly how close Paul and Claude have already swerved to too far.
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Zach looks down at the text that just came in: asses i could stand lookin at for rest of my career: urs, datsyuks, kostitsyns, j los, mb gretzkys but only if he keeps his cloths on hes gettin pretty old
"He's still narrowing down his options," says Zach, and tilts the screen away from Wade's line of sight.